Help Help I’m being assimilated!

I’m not even supposed to be in jail today!

Looks like I picked the wrong era to stop sniffing glue

The best part is doing the accents in your head.

New phone, who’s this?

I love T2 so I’m simply upvoting your passion for T1.

I don’t usually get this much misogyny with my morning coffee

I was thinking the same, but it would be trivial for software to realize that “fnj xlg” maps to “the dog” with Colemak or Dvorak.

Now I have Tool stuck in my head. Happy Thanksgiving!

Yea I like this guy.

I am being murdered at about the same rate I have always been murdered at. This sounds like some fishy data.

Frankenstein was the scientist