ephemeral

you just have to stop assigning gender at birth

no gender at birth? no more trans people. simple as that!

I hate the suburbs so fucking much

but... a very beautiful woman handed me two bottles of water today so it kinda evens out

aka "I watched a liberal zionist failson talk to a noted sex pest for 3 hours so you don't have to"

some highlights

• he trashes pro-Palestine protestors by implying they stopped caring about Gaza now that Trump is in office

• he's conveniently outraged by the ICE raids but clarifies that it's not because he cares about "illegal aliens", only about due process

• usual bullshit lies about daddy Brandon being "the most accomplished president in my lifetime blah blah"

• blames Brandon's debate performance on jet lag? lol

• he's really really mad at Jake Tapper, George Clooney, and the Pod Jons - the latter of whom he accuses of being out-of-touch white millionaires, with zero sense of irony

• Andrew Callahan gives him free reign to spout all this bullshit and pushes back on nothing. truly the Joe Rogan of the ~~left~~ center

• him getting pardoned by daddy for his numerous crimes doesn't come up once in the entire 3 hours

lord knows chuds and zionists are some of the most violent, unhinged people on the planet and I'm sure the threats against him have increased tenfold since the primary. please stay safe out there Zohran

- originally I had the text read "Commiefornia" or "Commiefornia Republic" but that's too meme-y; I wanted an unironic take on what the flag of a hypothetical communist state of California would look like

- changed the white to gold because it's the golden state, also communism (duh)

- I just copied the red and gold hues from China's flag because they look good together, but that might be too derivative

- The hammer and sickle is more akin to the Soviet version, I just grabbed an svg from the internet

- changed the bear's dark brown to black and the light brown to a different dark brown. looks sicker that way. also made the text black

- simplified the grass patch to be one solid color because it's cleaner

as a bonus here's my original hand-drawn "Commiefornia" sketch. I was too lazy to detail the bear but I liked it enough to create the vector version seen above

hi comrades I've been on this site with various accounts since it was a subreddit and I've just returned after deleting my last account a few months back

some time ago I posted about being unemployed for a long time and lacking the motivation to find work and just generally being alienated and having no direction in life. a lot of kind people had great advice, and shout out to the person in particular who suggested postal work, whoever you are! that planted the seed in my brain and the more I thought about it, the more sense it made to me. and now I've just received a job offer to become a mail carrier! I will be out in the real world, serving the public, getting exercise, and most importantly, not having to work for porky

it will be a difficult road ahead, this is a radical change in lifestyle but that's exactly what I needed and I'm looking forward to accepting the challenge

PS any advice from other postal worker comrades is very much welcome, as this line of work is very much new to me!