your honor shut the fuck up cuz you wasn't even there

i really need to block c/fakenews

i went into a local tattoo shop yesterday and they were playing "little birdhouse in your soul" and naturally i was like "aw, fuck - yeah, this is my jam" and then starting softly singing all the words which i think confused them because I was wearing a very scary death metal outfit at the time

Meatwad

Martin Scorsese

Megaman

Barack Obama

Shake

its probably nothing

Hey, Reddit. Hows it goin?

In China, South Korea and Japan, women in large numbers are stopping dating men and entering into romantic relationships with AI.

I just got a free Yamaha PSR-36 for helping my friend's grandma with her garage sale. I'm like 90% sure I'm gonna make some sick dungeoncore soundtrack with it.

If I can actually motivate myself to record between work I'll share it with yall, because holy shit it sounds sick.

Nice emphasis on forced. If Trump went into a coma on the debate stage like Biden did and hundreds of millions of people saw it live and were like "wow what the fuck" then Fox would have had to do the same thing.

I mean its not like Biden has enjoyed perversely distorted and favorable coverage from every single liberal media outlet on every imaginable fucking issue including a motherfucking genocide for 4 years, Covid, border policy, labor law, debt forgiveness, etc and yes, his obviously melting brain which we knew about for forever and yall were all like "NUH UH, NO, NO NO SHUT UP!!!!!!"

thanks for reminding me i have this megaman game on my phone emulator

first they came for the bucket chicken family meal, and i did not speak up

love the idea of some 90 year old veteran cursing dead soldiers because they took his parking spot