1. Marx

2. Engels

3. Lenin

4. Stalin

5. The white boy reading this

1. Karl Marx
2. Vladimir Lenin
3. John Brown
4. Che Guevara
5. Joseph Stalin

Honorable mentions: Jonas Salk, Jean Paul Sartre, Eugene V. Debs, Milton Wolff, Fidel Castro, Friedrich Engels

Everyone Stalin wasn’t white, especially at the time, everyone including himself called him Asian, and he would definitely get harassed by TSA now.

5: Scott Shriner

4: Brian Bell

3: Patrick Wilson

2: Matt Sharp

1: Rivers Cuomo

1. Donald J Trump

2. Matt Walsh

3. Jesus Christ

4. Nietzsche

5. Beethoven

leonardo, donatello, michelangelo, raphael, splinter

Fidel had more swag than any white boy in history

Meatwad

Martin Scorsese

Megaman

Barack Obama

Shake

5: Vladimir Putin.

4: Vlad Putin.

3: V. Putin.

2: xXx_vput42069_xXx

1: Vladdy P.

(I hope I hit my quota this month for that sweet Russian disinformation-campaign cash!)

1. Vlad II Dracul
2. Chet Hanks
3. Jean-François Allard
4. Albert Camus
5. Israel Epstein

1. Me
2. John Brown
3. John Brown’s sons
4. The young patriots
5. The white boy reading this

Wes Craven

John Carpenter

David Cronenberg

Joe Dante

Tobe Hooper

John Linnel John Flansburgh Marty Beller Dan Miller and Danny Weinkauf

Sleve McDicheal
Onson Sweemey
Darryl Archideld
Anatoli Smorin
Rey Mcsriff