I don't think the idea of it is terrible, I can see it's use cases, but I think it being implemented in MySQL directly is extremely silly. Imagine having to have all the instances of your database server running on some beefy hardware to handle the prompts, just do the actual processing on a separate machine with the appropriate hardware then shove it into the database with another query when it's done.
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BRICS please come in clutch at the summit in a few days 
Oh yea, they're definitely not on the same level, it's just some bazinga brained image I had laying around and I thought it was somewhat fitting.
Another contender for top tech innovation
Forced to get bread instead because we live in a society... 
A lot of more advanced drones have automatic object avoidance where they do small adjustments like that to avoid hitting something if it detects something is in the way, could have also just been the operator flinching which is pretty funny if that's the case
Yep, I'd hate to get a job in this industry but I do like contributing to open-source things and working on random projects in my free time.
What the fuck.
Spend money on useless technology ✅
Spend the money that you will end up spending on useless technology on actually solving the problem ❌
Incredible things are happening on 
We got some store branded versions of these from a food bank a while ago and honestly, they were pretty good slop