Chuds display such an active hatred of learning that I can only conclude that the only reason any of them bother going to college is to manufacture right wing outrage in an attempt to become a grifter
These types constantly whine about having to take “pointless” academic writing courses and then go on to prove why they desperately need them. This horseshit would’ve been struggling to get a C in high school.
650 words
I’ll admit it’s been a hot minute since I was in college/uni, and I was a Lit major, but 650 words isn’t an essay, at most it’s some type of reflection assignment. Even in high school I never had an essay assignment with that few words.
In college? I was writing 2000-3000 word essays or short stories minimum for 4 different classes with at least one due for any given week. Plus, at least a novel’s worth of reading for each week. Midterms would usually be another essay written in-class. If the final was a take home essay or project it was often in the range of 10-15 pages single-spaced.
650 words is literally fucking nothing and it’s no surprise that TPUSA losers somehow manage to fail it. This is middle school level work.
Hegseth could kill a truckload of infants in front of the UN and mail their corpses to the ICC and the only thing that would happen to him is a nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize
Nah I’m good I’ll keep my magenta line thank you very much.
Death by a thousand cuts for liberal politicians but it’s two cuts for each page of the garbage memoirs they keep shitting out
I always make sure to pick up trips at my airline during holidays so as not to accidentally break my no contact policy with my family
Tell your Norwegian family that you think the Roma are human beings too and see how long that family bond lasts
What would happen if the US ambassador spoke at the UN and bragged about how much they love doing war crimes? Nothing.

Found this gem on the NYCrimes lmao. Yeah sure Emily, if there’s one thing Hong Kong isn’t known for, it’s death by capitalism. Hong Kong was a magical land where everyone held hands and sang kumbaya before the evil sissypee came along and seized what the Bri’ish rightfully stole.
And yes you guessed right the NYCrimes never addresses the irony of a washed-up “pro-democracy” grifter complaining about “insufficient government supervision”. I thought that was literally 1984. Did everyone just forget about when they threw the world’s largest tantrum because the government tried to prosecute an abuser and murderer?
Libs are still waiting for Steiner’s glorious Counteroffensive^TM^ to lead the Ukrainian ubermensch to the Bering Strait
Canadian white supremacists better watch out for Canadian lawmakers. They could be ambushed with standing ovations at any moment



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The lawsuit counter is that way, ma’am. 
I’ve never written a college-level essay for a STEM class. I would probably have failed any non-intro level STEM class.
But speaking from a humanities perpspective, when you got a 650 word assignment it was almost always because the prof/TAs were handing out freebies to lighten their own workloads. As in, only way you fail them is by not turning anything in. Or at least that’s what I thought until now.
Definitely in a lit class, there is no way you are ever going to be submitting a 650 word essay. The only time I’ve had to do references packed that dense was in a Chinese history class and that was mostly because the prof had a hard-on for his own books.
If you did that in a lit class you it would actually drastically increase your chances of failing. It was viewed as just remixing other peoples’ work instead of writing anything of your own. The only exceptions were a class I took on translating literature, and classes on writing theory. And even then, 3-4 references per paragraph would be viewed as excessive.