America: bombs hospitals and vital infrastructure like water treatment facilities in multiple global South countries

Also America: Wouldn't it be horrifying if a nation was to take down hospitals and vital infrastructure?

Russian hackers working on behalf of Vladimir V. Putin

When your mom calls you by your full name

We realize we're responsible for your recent bought of misery, but here's why you direct your anger towards our empire's enemies instead.

Our nefarious racialized enemies aren't attacking us. That's a problem, because we're not sure how to keep you hogs dumb and scared when they refuse to play along - The New York Times

How is it possible for China to invade their own territory

Anyway, I hope Russia and China do in fact learn from this. Sounds like a very efficient way to cripple American society

lemme guess NYT, to solve this we gotta buy more monopolistic security software that requires giving the American military industrial complex unfettered admin access to critical infrastructure systems

Lmao I tuned into LTT's podcast and they were going on about how this situation is what it would be like if a foreign power "attacked" us.

distract Americans from an invasion of Taiwan.

you see, all those carriers and submarines and fighter planes won't work unless you're sitting at home rooting for them on TV

bring down hospital systems across the United States

Oh no, this would disrupt the life of the few dozen usians who can pay for medical treatment

caught brain damage from that one

The lead pipes in my city haven't been changed since the 40s. Much be the Chinese Communists behind it.

NYT exclusive reveals Xi's unconscionable cyberwarfare plans to bring the USA to its knees

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distract Americans from an invasion of Taiwan

Americans are so fucking bloodthirsty and liberals so fucking obsessed about their small bean uwu island Taiwan that the entire US could literally be crumbling into an abyss piece by piece while every human vanishes into the voids left behind, and they would be glued to their television watching breathless 24/7 MSNBC coverage of the war interspersed with racist Jon Oliver segments, their lips dripping in saliva at the thought of seeing the Three Gorges Dam collapse and millions of civilians perish

nevertheless,

The lesson is that everything bad that happens isn't China or Russia's fault.

/ Proof of attacks by the Russians? Chinese? La Li Lu Le Lo?

/ I made up an imaginary worst-case scenario!

Is the lesson don't enrich a crooked fradulent company to a multi bilion dollar IPO position and install their kernel level malware on 1/4 of enterprise servers?

The outage wasn't caused by Jews either