Sinonatrix

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[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago

It's because it's fake ass cinnamon in the first place. It's a common enough fraud that the manufacturer should've been super skeptical, especially for a manufacturer of baby food - probably just thought if they didn't test that they'd be able to wash their hands of whatever was in it.

Probably right too...

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least half of this money is going straight to stock buybacks

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

Maybe if all these zoomlineals stopped buying avocado toast and Zoloft they'd be able to scrape together a few million dollars for a McDonald's of their own

Then they could simply purchase things from their friends McDonald's in a circular fashion to increase the GDP infinitely

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

We need some more of these in Congress am I right???

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Theology Explained: Is There a Better Belief System than God?

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I think people who sold all their things to make this work couldn't have been too rich

Maybe boomers who planned to just die before the cruise was over??

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 3 points 2 years ago

Strategic alliance between Trump CHUDs and vore guys

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago

Same energy as "race riots"

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The scale of the damages from this company are of the sort where I'm convinced China would sentence at least a few dozen executives and major landlords to stalin-gun-1

But anyway it'll be great if this company pays XX million fines and shuffles the UI around while their entire business model continues to be automated price fixing

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Picture of guy getting the shit beat out of him while students hold his arms

A captured tank driver is helped to safety by students as the crowd beats him, on June 4, 1989, in Tiananmen Square.

Haha, thanks, Atlantic

There's definitely more gruesome photos than what's in there. I noticed they didn't include any of the soldiers burnt to death.

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I wonder if they have TV ads with sad coal miners paid for by their version of Koch Industries?

Just kidding. I know they don't.

[–] Sinonatrix@hexbear.net 44 points 2 years ago

She has the honor of pre-splattering the flag in blood before it's used on the front lines

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