This guy is like if America had a pope
this post was submitted on 12 Dec 2023
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so this is like distilled essence of 100% pure burgerpunk isn't it??
baconpunk
I would say yes
Explaining the virtue of perseverance through the lens of the perils of manned spaceflight to Americans: imagine selling burgers
fuck this asshole and his implication that most people just aren't willing to work hard enough to purchase a McDonald's franchise
Maybe if all these zoomlineals stopped buying avocado toast and Zoloft they'd be able to scrape together a few million dollars for a McDonald's of their own
Then they could simply purchase things from their friends McDonald's in a circular fashion to increase the GDP infinitely
I mean you only need like what, like a few hundred thousand to do that, and about the same net worth. What's stopping you?
McDonald's franchisee applicants must have a minimum of $500,000 available in liquid assets and pay a $45,000 franchise fee. Those looking to launch a new McDonald's franchise can expect to shell out between $1,314,500 and $2,306,500. Existing franchise operations can cost upwards of $1 million.
Even worse than i thought! If i could afford a McDonald's, i wouldn't need to own one to begin with.
I wanted to join Starfleet, but I settled for Ferenginar
Check out the logo for the China National Space Administration, they just mixed the United Federation of Planets and Starfleet logos together
Also check Roskosmos and ISRO, all those people are living the Trek already lol.
fucking pussy is afraid of a little explosion
Yeah I don’t know how he intended that to be taken other than bitch made.
If you gave me a seat on a rocket I'd be on it on an instant. This guy is a baby
So his Congressional tenure is post-hog?
How much your parents earn? Tell us, what do they do?
Keep farming those big girthy hogs dude. Respect. 
nice linkedin post
"Including hog farming"
Giving up my desire to be a space man to instead be a burgerman.
Same diff nbd
If you just work hard (and receive generational wealth), you too can become a ~~small business kulak~~ franchisee.
I read Hot Dog Farmer for a second and it conjured some imagery to say the least.
Cattails. A real explosion of flavor.
:lindsay-ellis-hotdogs-to-face-gif:
Shoot for the moon and you will reach the point of underpaying kids to serve junk food that funds your pool.
America has had a Chief Justice Burger in the past, how long until we get a President Burger.
Linkedin-ass post
Hog out or log out, congressman.
After Joe Biden was elected president, I had to abandon my dreams of being a drug dealer.