I want to get in on this election fun by making a prediction. Not logical, entirely vibes based.
Trump wins.
Democrats melt down as predicted and blame everything under the sun but themselves.
BUT.
Trump holds his victory rally a month later. There's another assassination attempt but this one is successful.
JD Vance gets sworn in as president.
But who was behind the assassination(s)?
🎶 "It Was Peter Thiel All Along!" 🎶
Please Lathe, make this happen. It would be so funny. Amen.
Once again, tech dicks create the Torment Nexus from the classic sci-fi movie "Don't Create The Torment Nexus".
Joe Biden selling out the Irish
Shit, I wish a MF would. They forget how many datacenters are in Ireland. https://www.datacenters.com/locations/ireland
Techbros need their precious data.
Fuck you, Hillary.
Go follow ya boy 
strapped to a chair and forced to watch Shabat's videos
The liberals should all be Ludovico'd. The second they think of a nuclear take such as the above, they will instantly become sick. And the more the libs think of such takes, they sicker they'll get until they throw themselves out of a window or off of a cliff or high rise.
nope. fuck this. that motherfucker gets the 
Some of those comments in the twitter thread are CognitoHazard, Level 2 (think DEFCON levels).
First, my car pops the passenger side front tire. Thankfully, no one was hurt. I got it replaced but I need to have my paycheck hurry up and deposit so I can get the other side replaced to balance it out.
Next, after replacing the throttle on an e-scooter, I find that I need to replace the brake as that is electronically wired and keeping the scooter from going (I found frayed wires connecting to the controller board). More money to spend on a scooter I found at the dumpster.
Lastly, after Nobara was practically screaming at me to update it, I go to log in and KDE Plasma crashes after log on. Thankfully, a quick search turned up a solution that got my desktop environment back up and running.
This was just Friday. I dread to know what my weekend will be like, since I'm the on-call technician this weekend.
Some of those comments are so savage!
Girl, Long Distance is hard. Better follow him
Don't cry, he's in a warmer place now
So Satanyahu has been flown through the air on helicopters for most of his visit, is that right?
Where the fuck is comrade heli crash when you need them?!?
spoiler
Maybe someone with drone skills and homebrew rocketry skills may have some better ideas 
Yemen is claiming responsibility for the strike, which reportedly entered "Israeli" airspace from over the Mediterranean.
DISCO INFERNO ! 
Uphold Alan Moore/Garth Ennis thought.
Edit: Isn't Mark Waid the one who wrote Empire, the comic about the supervillain after he killed all of the heroes?
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/ComicBook/Empire