Karyoplasma

joined 2 years ago
[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 35 points 1 month ago

Oh no, a livable minimum wage! The horror!

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Life pro-tip: people who claim that they always find themselves in unwanted drama actually enjoy and thrive in that drama.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Russian officials criticised for giving meat grinders to mothers of soldiers killed in Ukraine

This is just cartoonishly evil. What the actual fuck?

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

The second they give me a gun and tell me to go to war, I'll be Private Pyle.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 172 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The guy who won the NYC mayoral primaries (Zohran Mamdani) does not cheer on the genocide in Gaza, so he must be a Hamas plant. This endangers jews all around the globe. Obviously.

2.5 out of 6. I don't own a car.

You don't understand. It's the art of the deal and Trump is the master. He is playing 5-D chess while everyone else plays checkers.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Each day he looks more demented and senile. If he weren't such an asshole, I would feel sad for him.

How long until Mamdani is suicided? When are the elections?

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 69 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Step 1: Invent plastic bottles

Step 2: Pocket the cash

Step 3: Things got bad? Outsource the clean-up to the end user in the form of recycling

Step 4: Increase prices to account for recycling

Step 5: Laugh as the idiots actually recycle your shit

Step 6: Throw the whole shebang in the ocean or in landfills

Step 7: Pocket some more cash

Step 8: Pat yourself on your shoulder. You've done some capitalism.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If Trump wants to nuke them, he nukes them. He doesn't need a reason, he is a demented megalomaniac with a cult following. There will be some more finger-waggling in congress and pearl clutching for the midterms after the fact and that's it. So why appease him or try not to upset him?

Iran probably just thought hitting these targets was easier.

I fucking hate the world we live in.

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 month ago

Art of the deal 101

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