[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 7 points 8 hours ago

"Just tell me what type of material is the road. Come on!"

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 13 points 8 hours ago

My grandma actually recommended I do this last year. I was already contacting AAA about some other thing, and jokingly brought up road trips. They went, "Yeah we can help!" I was kinda adorable.

423
[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 8 points 12 hours ago

The economy...

35

"Corporate wants you to find the difference between Taylor Swift's Insta Posts and MrBeast's tweets.

They're the same picture."

You're all dogs barking in the mirror.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 12 hours ago

I felt like I skipped this. People my age went to pagers, then sidekick phones, then touch screens.

I went from beeper, to flip phone, then palm pilot.

I must have had serious Wallstreet Stock Broker energy as a teenager.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 6 points 12 hours ago

I always have both an appreciation and judge people who do things like this.

I appreciate it because it's neat that people are willing to go the distance for the fun of it. People who limit themselves to specific tech or libraries. People who code for old tech like those who make brand new "retro" games, or code for Pico-8.

Then the judgement comes in. Just... Jackie chan why.

I still appreciate the dedication!

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 10 points 12 hours ago

Sam's Club is boosting pay for nearly 100,000 hourly workers, with the retail chain's starting wage rising by a buck to $16.

  1. Sam's Club is owned by walmart.

  2. $16 an hour is $33,280.

  3. Walmart's CEO was compensated $26.9 million. Thats $12,930.00 an hour.

  4. Walmart revenue over the past few years

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 22 points 12 hours ago

Ah cool, modern day slavery.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 58 points 12 hours ago

My theory continues to stand:

If you want to legally threaten,kill and harm people because that's your fetish, be a police officer.

[-] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 49 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Was headhunted for a position at Amazon. But the recruiter said "You might be doing more than your usual 9 to 5. (Min 40 hours)"

And I told her that I sometimes do like 30 hours a week and my team plays video games for the remaining 5-10 hours together.

And she actually got mad at me for saying that.

108
submitted 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/humor@lemmy.world
186
44
submitted 22 hours ago by ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to c/games@lemmy.world

The original design of the never-before seen point and click adventure is being brought to life after 30+ years in the vault – Beyond Shadowgate! The game is being created by the designers of the original 8-bit hit Shadowgate and a leading 8-bit adventure studio! With a story that is over four times larger than Shadowgate, Beyond Shadowgate captures the same look and feel as the 8-bit console version while including modern design sensibilities. Get ready for the ultimate Shadowgate sequel!

455
755
244

PORTAGE COUNTY, Ohio — Portage County's sheriff appeared to call for residents to record the addresses of residents who publicly display support for presidential candidate Kamala Harris.

Sheriff Bruce D. Zuchowski, who took office in 2021, made the remarks in Facebook posts shared to two separate accounts on the night of Sept. 13.

"When people ask me...What's gonna happen if the Flip - Flopping, Laughing Hyena Wins?? I say...write down all the addresses of the people who had her signs in their yards! Sooo...when the Illegal human "Locust" (which she supports!) Need places to live...We'll already have the addresses of the their New families...who supported their arrival!" Zuchowski wrote.

138
427
Why is that? (slrpnk.net)
730
879
view more: next ›

ByteOnBikes

joined 2 months ago