Ants count, right? I think they're cute, at least.
If this appeared in a work of satire, I'd call it too on-the-nose.
They lost the battle for segregation and needed to pivot to something else.
I read this in Patton Oswalt's voice
This is an explicit doctrine of Christianity, famously expressed as "Don't immanentize the eschaton."
90% their land as dessert
Man, why does no one ever talk about Caketopia's enduring struggle against European imperialism
lol Vietnam has a war much closer to its own border than 90% of these European countries and you don't see it going into panic mode.
DOGE uploaded live copy of Social Security database to 'vulnerable' cloud server, says whistleblower
Software engineers are an out-of-shape bunch and definitely need physical education but I'm not sure how that'd help with bad security practices
There were two "Reigns of Terror," if we would but remember it and consider it; the one wrought murder in hot passion, the other in heartless cold blood; the one lasted mere months, the other had lasted a thousand years; the one inflicted death upon ten thousand persons, the other upon a hundred millions; but our shudders are all for the "horrors" of the minor Terror, the momentary Terror, so to speak; whereas, what is the horror of swift death by the axe, compared with lifelong death from hunger, cold, insult, cruelty, and heart-break? What is swift death by lightning compared with death by slow fire at the stake? A city cemetery could contain the coffins filled by that brief Terror which we have all been so diligently taught to shiver at and mourn over; but all France could hardly contain the coffins filled by that older and real Terror—that unspeakably bitter and awful Terror which none of us has been taught to see in its vastness or pity as it deserves.
Libs laid the foundations for this shit with Russiagate.