[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 59 points 7 months ago

I saw the Guardian report that "Biden campaign accuses Trump of parroting Hitler"

How about, Trump parrots Hitler? Why this Biden campaign accuses Trump of.

[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago

He controls 10K satellites, the electric car charging infrastructure, and a massive global communications platform. He's too big to control. Good thing we hero-worshipped him for years. 🫢 🤭

[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 48 points 9 months ago

Candidate Trump needs to be belligerent and defiant. Defendant Trump needs to STFU.

The problem is those two things are in competition. So he has to say, Russia, Russia, Russia as candidate Trump, but that isn't a relevant or useful argument for defendant Trump. He has to say, "I'm allowed to do this thing" as candidate Trump, but as defendant Trump, I'm allowed to break the law is not a defense.

His only hope is to delay. If he goes to trial on anything, defendant Trump loses. If he can hold out, then candidate Trump will win.

This is his bet. He wins and it all goes away and the US is ruled by a guy who believes he can get away with anything.

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Light brown

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He fell into a well, actually

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Turns out, I had my phone in Airplane! mode.

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and I yelled no way.

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I guess this is politics. This is happening in red states. Schools are getting worse because they can.

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and yell Aye Matey to every passerby.

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I beg your pardon, the person said to Trump.

No, this one is a state indictment, Trump sighed.

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[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 122 points 10 months ago

Trump finally got a majority of voters in Georgia to vote for him!

(a grand jury needs a majority of votes to indict.)

[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 59 points 10 months ago

Facts are behind a paywall and bullshit flows for free.

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Medium rare

[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 78 points 10 months ago

Corporations invented Jaywalking to pass the problem of death by vehicle from the manufacturer to the victim. Corporations invented the concept of Litterbug to shift blame from the makers of trash to the disposers of trash. Corporations invented the concept of the personal carbon footprint to shift the blame from the makers of carbon to the users of carbon.

This is just the same thing. Corporations are good at this.

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A decade ago, the team that had the most consistent starting XI won the prem. When Chelsea and Man U were winning a lot, they didn't suffer injuries, and could boast the same starting XI each week. A team played in the cups, and another one in the CL and league.

Then along came Man City – with an insane team on the bench. Man City's bench last year would have battled for European spots.

I think what is needed are two things to win the league:

  1. Luck. The injury to Saliba killed us.
  2. A deep team. Gabriel sat on Saturday. Who guessed that? When we roll up to Richmond, I mean Crystal Palace, do you know the starting XI? I don't. I think the midfield 3 will be the same, so does White sit? Is Zinchenko back? Does Balogun get a chance to lead the line?

Arteta has the squad to rotate. If he gets the buy in, this could be a fun year.

[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 43 points 10 months ago

Take a moment to admire the marketing of the gun manufacturers for a minute. Like, imagine someone having 47 toasters.

Gun Manufacturers and the NRA (same thing) are good at what they do.

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Clarence Thomas did the things. He took $$ and didn't report it. Now he's claiming the victim.

Trump did the things. He probably did more than just the things.

When Nixon was caught doing the thing, a bunch of his aides were like, you know what we need? Not a party of people who don't do the thing, a network to defend them when they do the things.

They were open about that. This is not a secret. Or a conspiracy. This is the open goal.

[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 42 points 10 months ago

See you next summer.

This will be the coolest summer you ever experience.

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A look at why they are not illegal and we should all relax and let the process work itself out.

[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 52 points 11 months ago

They're coming for your ~~guns~~ healthcare. Next is your contraceptives.

FWIW, they came for your porn in many GOP-controlled states.

[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 74 points 11 months ago

Oil and gas companies are awesome at branding. We need to be better. We should name the heatwaves after oil companies.

We should also name the hurricane season. So the Exxon Mobile Heatwave, and the British Petroleum Hurricane Season. The Suncor Forest Fires.

etc.

[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 75 points 11 months ago

Welcome to the British Petroleum summer heat wave. Next up is the Exxon Mobile Hurricane season.

Fun fact about the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season, oil and gas platforms can get insurance against a storm in the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season, but homeowners in Louisiana can't get any homeowners insurance due to the expected severity of the named storms in the Exxon Mobile Hurricane Season.

[-] Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world 56 points 11 months ago

Depends a lot on the color of their skin.

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