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Yesterday my son asked me to name a country without an R (lemmy.world)
submitted 10 months ago by Arsenal4ever@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world
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and I yelled no way.

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[-] glibg10b@lemmy.ml 44 points 10 months ago
  • Afghanistan
  • Åland Islands
  • Albania
  • Angola
  • Anguilla
  • Bahamas
  • Bangladesh
  • Belgium
  • Belize
  • Benin
  • Bhutan
  • Bolivia
  • Botswana
  • Bouvet Island
  • Cambodia
  • Canada
  • Cayman Islands
  • Chad
  • Chile
  • China
  • Cocos
  • Colombia
  • Congo - Kinshasa
  • Cook Islands
  • Cuba
  • Czechia
  • Djibouti
  • Dominica
  • Egypt
  • Estonia
  • Eswatini
  • Ethiopia
  • Falkland Islands
  • Fiji
  • Finland
  • Gabon
  • Gambia
  • Ghana
  • Guadeloupe
  • Guam
  • Guatemala
  • Guinea
  • Guinea-Bissau
  • Guyana
  • Haiti
  • Iceland
  • India
  • Indonesia
  • Isle of Man
  • Italy
  • Jamaica
  • Japan
  • Kazakhstan
  • Kenya
  • Kuwait
  • Laos
  • Latvia
  • Lebanon
  • Lesotho
  • Libya
  • Liechtenstein
  • Lithuania
  • Malawi
  • Malaysia
  • Maldives
  • Mali
  • Malta
  • Mayotte
  • Mexico
  • Moldova
  • Monaco
  • Mongolia
  • Mozambique
  • Namibia
  • Nepal
  • New Caledonia
  • New Zealand
  • Niue
  • Oman
  • Pakistan
  • Palau
  • Panama
  • Papua New Guinea
  • Philippines
  • Poland
  • Samoa
  • Senegal
  • Seychelles
  • Slovakia
  • Slovenia
  • Solomon Islands
  • Somalia
  • South Sudan
  • Spain
  • St. Helena
  • St. Kitts & Nevis
  • St. Lucia
  • Sudan
  • Sweden
  • Taiwan
  • Tajikistan
  • Tanzania
  • Thailand
  • Togo
  • Tokelau
  • Tonga
  • Tunisia
  • Tuvalu
  • U.S. Outlying Islands
  • Uganda
  • United Kingdom
  • United States
  • Uzbekistan
  • Vanuatu
  • Vatican City
  • Venezuela
  • Vietnam
  • Wallis & Futuna
  • Yemen
  • Zambia
  • Zimbabwe
[-] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 34 points 10 months ago

Technically it's the United States of America, so it has an R.

[-] sangriaferret@sh.itjust.works 14 points 10 months ago

Also, The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. That's a lot of r's.

[-] AA5B@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

GREETINGS FELLOW HUMAN. BEEP BEEP BERP. I AM HUMAN TOO. I CAN RECITE AN ENDLESS LIST OF FACTS LIKE ANY HUMAN.

[-] C4ptFuture@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago

This guy wins.

[-] Wirrvogel@feddit.de 4 points 10 months ago

These are ge many countries without an "r", Sir!

[-] rockyTron@lemm.ee 15 points 10 months ago

I don't get it

[-] CaptainEffort@sh.itjust.works 48 points 10 months ago

“No way” is Norway without an R

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 9 points 10 months ago

No way!

[-] yimby@lemmy.ca 11 points 10 months ago

Norway - r = ?

[-] CmdrShepard@lemmy.one 8 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Norway - r = ?

+r = +r

No way = ? + r

Now I'm stuck.

[-] APassenger@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

I think you're supposed to take the third derivative and plot that on a y(naut) axis.

[-] grabyourmotherskeys@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

This is why people say Chicargo.

[-] APassenger@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

Warshington is what happens when you do integration.

Same with Chicargo, I think.

[-] Turun@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

If you add r to both sides you are left with "Norway" on the left, not "no way", since you previously had a "-r" there.

[-] Nouveau_Burnswick@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

The joke doesn't work in Australian English.

[-] justhach@lemmy.world 1 points 10 months ago

Awr nawr!

[-] justhach@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This was funny until I had to think of at least a dozen countries before I could remember one with and R in it lol.

[-] qyron@sopuli.xyz -4 points 10 months ago

Ye man, cool.

[-] innkeeper@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Dude...stop it

[-] PapaStevesy@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

What a punchline...

[-] walter_wiggles@lemmy.nz 1 points 10 months ago

Kenya ligma CDs nut balls!

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 1 points 10 months ago

USS

[-] agent_flounder@lemmy.one 5 points 10 months ago

It's now Ussia

[-] megabite@lemmy.world 0 points 10 months ago

Dominica?

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

*Dominican Epublic

[-] Rentlar@lemmy.ca -2 points 10 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_counties_and_county_equivalents

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