My car makes it slightly difficult to change lanes if I don't signal, some resistance on the steering wheel and a warning beep beep beep that I'm "drifting." There are some terrible roads around here that confuse the sensors so I do a bit of steering wheel arm wrestling now and then just to keep going straight.

Motherboard front panel connectors should be officially standardized. These fucking things have been basically the same since the 90s, but we still have to line up all the individual wires instead of having one plug.

Oh, and fix RGB headers while we're at it. They're the flimseist fucking thing, and you shouldn't be able to use a 4 pin plug on a three pin header.

If you own a house with nobody living in it, you gotta pay rent to the state each month for the privilege of keeping it empty.

This is probably the best thing about lane assist on modern cars.

When changing lanes without a turn signal, the wheel resists a bit.

I have actually seen people I drove with be annoyed by it. I absolutely love it, because it is only annoying if you don't use your turn signals.

The more properties you own, the more tax you pay on the price of the next one - excluding if you only own one, but escalating quickly after like 3 or 4.

Star Trek should be required viewing for all world leaders.

All adult sex work should be legal across the board. Anyone, of legal age, should be allowed to not only sell their services but they should be able to pay taxes and be allowed to unionize and collect benefits from any organization they work for (brothels).

A lot of the people in this world who are messed up in the head just need to get laid, and those doing to dirty work should be celebrated and rewarded for their efforts. I genuinely think this would make the world a better place.

BMW drivers will only ever be able to drive in a straight line then

No more swerving to avoid children.

Problem solved.!

"All bullets should cost $5,000"

-- Chris Rock

(updated with accurate quote)

Any and all type of marketing completely banned.

I still like to think the thing from Fight Club where they blow up all the central banks would be cool.

Imagine a kid runs out on the road suddenly... What a dumb fucking idea!

You get slapped across the face if you litter.

Instantaneous, lifelong driving bans for any driver who is found to be texting or intoxicated behind the wheel.

Considering I see some people mentioning stuff like swerving to avoid obstacles or temporary construction lanes not to mention curvey roads so I propose what about automatic turn signals that activate when it detects the driver trying to turn without signaling

Now that would make about 95% of all BMW drivers wonder why their steering is broken...

I have a GM vehicle with lane tracking, and this is actually kinda how it works! The steering wheel will mildly fight you unless you activate the signal, then BAM you merge right over. It reminds me of an AT-field

If you brake check, the car will eject you through the sunroof. If you don't have a sunroof, you do now.