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Oh no, micro plastics in my micro penis.
Don't worry, there's a pickup for that
Yeah Tuesday recycling day
Oh hey, maybe now the problem will be taken seriously.
Whew, thank goodness! Just when we thought there was a shortage of microplastics, now we know where they've really been hiding...
They were finding microplastics in polar bears like 5 years ago. It's safe to assume they are everywhere.
I read "it is a 'very vascular organ'" in the voice of Stewie Griffin and I'm still laughing.
participants who had been diagnosed with erectile dysfunction (ED) and were in the hospital to undergo surgery for penile implants to treat the condition
Can they make it bigger while they're at it?
They are pumping it full of plastic.
Finally!
Plastics are made of oil, right? Guess we know where the US is invading next
Awangistan?
It's a bead and she likes it, ok???
Would have gigantic pieces be better ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME????
It said microplastics.
It's OK so long as the plastic isn't PTFE otherwise your hand will keep slipping off the end...
Amatures
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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