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[–] RION@hexbear.net 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You do not under any circumstances have to hand it to him but that's a funny way to phrase your homophobia

[–] HamManBad@hexbear.net 23 points 9 months ago

It was Italian, too. It's a fun word to say out loud, it's really bouncy and flamboyant. Leave it to the Italians to have fun, silly-sounding words with the worst meanings

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 46 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shocking lack of traditional masculinity in cloistered city where a bunch of men in silk robes and jewelry all live together

[–] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 5 points 9 months ago

Yeah this sent me on a spiral of "dude everything about your organization is so gay".

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 34 points 9 months ago

The Pope solidarity 11 Year Olds In a Call Of Duty Lobby

the f-slur

[–] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

But according to Trad cath fascists, he's a woke communist pope?!

[–] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Homophobic woke Communist just like his compatriot Che!

The LGBTQ community has only ever been safe in under capitalism.

[–] mayo_cider@hexbear.net 25 points 9 months ago

Leave it to the pope to conflate homosexuality with pedophilia

[–] Angel@hexbear.net 22 points 9 months ago

First Gamer Pope!?!?!? wowee


[–] insufferableninja 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

fatuousness?

friendliness?

oh i know. fabulousness!

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I never knew I needed Madlibs: Papal Speech edition until now.

[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The pope said, "I sense a (adjective) (noun) in thr Vatican. Time to (verb)"

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)
  1. Lubricious
  2. Pastry
  3. Get crumby
[–] corgiwithalaptop@hexbear.net 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 16 points 9 months ago
[–] robotElder2@hexbear.net 12 points 9 months ago

Pope continues to be catholic. I'm shocked

[–] AmericaHaterSexHaver@hexbear.net 10 points 9 months ago

Wooooaaaah the chief kiddy diddler has some choice words woooaaah im so scared of somr crusty pants-shitting moron in a stupid hat

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago

Who’da thunk being the one career path, in an otherwise hyper patriarchal/heteronormative society for most of the last few millennia, where a man isn’t expected to get married and spit out babies would lead to some dick sucking?