They are posting harder than us. Hexbear could never come up with bits this good (we are libs)

Strong and healthy business connections like Hitler had with IBM, Krupps and Henry Ford could save millions of lives

Stopping the Holocaust one Vanguard ETF at a time.

Kind of pointless when you realize babies already understand concepts like securities and compound interest. Has he never seen Dreamworks Boss Baby?

LinkedIn has become "Facebook that you need to post on to get a job" and I resent its existence.

“I would be cronies with Hitler”.

Is someone putting a gun to Linkedin members heads and forcing them to write nothingburgers of posts?

power of people in a business context, which is always morally good

there is no amount of reeducation that would fix people like this

First index fund was in 1972, but I guess this scenario already has time travel

This isn't shitposting? It's gotta be. Just because LinkedIn is a "professional" site doesn't mean that people won't do bits on it.

They want to connect with you... emotionally

Time traveling to WW1, shooting his stupid-mustache having ass in the head and then giving AK-47’s to the Spartacists

Mr. Hitler, sir, have you tried mindfulness?

Hitler was rich as fuck, and since his wealth came from power abuse and embezzlement we can also said it was gained in fairly typical business context.

Or just give him the fucking art degree…

hold up, its actually genius. when Hitler loses all his stock options in The Big Sad he will just ventilate his brain in 1929 instead of 1945.

That or he somehow becomes even more antisemitic and tries to exact his revenge (in a business context of course)

like this has to be a bit right?

I'm often asked "would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler?"

howwww often exactly is Ken Cheng asked this? I would like it quantified please. Like how many people have approached him and asked him this question in the past year.

Baby Hitler: gut ga bbbbbbb

Baby Hitler's Dad: Was machst du mit meinem Baby?

100% this is written by AI

Exiting my time machine I grab the baby while its mother's back is turned and abscond to a distant year where I can read this textbook out loud to a baby.

This is obviously a bit guys.

Isn't this an actual matt yglasias line? "if CEOs couldn't have unchecked power they would just become warlords therefore capitalism good" is something that has flopped out of his brain as some point I'm pretty sure

successful stock option holder hitler joins nazi party under himmler, what now, binch?

I mean....I don't want to be the guy to say European culture was the problem, but there were German concentration camps when Adolf was just 16 years old and British concentration camps before even that. Additionally Hitler wasn't responsible for eugenics, that was just Western European science originating in....the 1800's I believe? I mean scientists were literally publishing books on how the poor and the disabled were destroying society, and eugenics continued for a short while after the end of WW2 (until very recently as well if you include Israel and what's being done to people in detention camps at the border in America). Killing baby Hitler doesn't stop the psychopathy. Apparently the Nazis were huge fans of Ukraine because they were impressed with how dedicated the Ukrainians were to killing (Poles? Jewish people?). Balfour for example aided in the creation of Israel not out of a love for Jewish people, but because he was a rabid antisemite who wanted to remove Jewish people from Europe. Churchill actually admired Hitler and sent a letter telling him he actually agrees with him.

Basically Stalin shouldn't have stopped at Berlin.

"I want to connect with you, emotionally :)" out-of-touch-ass mf

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Hitler had some good ideas he just didn't embrace vertical integration and didn't understand KPIs. If I had a time machine I would go back and give Hitler Scrum.

A fascist made a business connection and saved a life today. Have you?