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Christian Life International
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Over half the congregation can’t find the church.
Leave it to Stan
didn't know command-line interfaces were religious.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, TempleOS?
Only text based (or CLI-T) ones
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Most Christian males don't know what a clit is, so this is understandable.
That's because the clitoris, and by extension the female orgasm, is a myth created by second wave feminists to make straight men seem sexually incompetent.
I refuse to believe this wasn’t intentional
They probably don't even know what a clit is so my guess is it's unintentional.
Oh I've met some pretty innocent Christians. Keep in mind that this is the same group that gets stressed by the word "damn". Think pure thoughts!
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Command line interface?!?! HELP I CANT EXIT VIMM!
Linux men, they can't find the clit even if you shove it in their faces
Great job, men! We finally found it!
/theyknew
It looks kinda like a slow pitch softball team. If that's the case they almost certainly knew because most of the team names are jokes. I knew one team made up exclusively of people in AA and NA and the team's name was "Free Base"
They probably have more trouble finding it than most
Lol everyone knows it doesn't exist. Or where is it mentioned in the bible?! That's right, nowhere
You obviously haven't read Clitoridinthians 2:24
Clitorinthians rolls better
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If God had a CLI then techies might be more religious.
God --pray "I know I've run my program twice now and it's crashed both times and I've changed nothing in the code, but PLEASE let it work!"
I passed a big church... Building? Idk it looked weird, but it had a bunch of Christian sayings on it, and one of them was "FEAR GO"
Whats wrong with GO?
It's freaking hard man, I don't think I coidl ever master it.
It's a deeply complex game dating back thousands of years. It's extremely compelling, difficult to learn, and you could spend a lifetime mastering it. I can understand why the church fears it. Who has time for a sermon when you could be studying Tsumego and learning Joseki?
Gastrointestinal Obstructions are seriously painful, you can't take that stuff lightly
"Helping you find Jesus"
Dude, isn't it obvious we help people find Jesus, because of the cross? I don't think we need to be so explicit.
You're right....how about:
"Helping you find it"
Perfect!
This has to be someones parody stunt and not a real, legitimate thing...right?
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Well you don't your organisation to be mistaken for a linux Terminal
So many things organizations do when it comes to branding or advertisements should really be be run past just one 12 year boy before the idea gets turned loose, it would take is mere seconds to identify any problems.
But no, the adults are the smart ones...........
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