So I did a quick number crunch on this: To get to about 75kg of protein per day, let's say you only eat lean turkey and drink protein shakes, you'd need 200kg of turkey and 200L of protein shake.

You could probably make this intake more efficient, but however it goes in, I don't think my body would like me eating 370,000 calories per day.

Eating 76 kilograms of protein seems slightly excessive, would change my body drastically no doubt. /s

Yes, if you eat your body weight every day, you will be dead. That's a drastic change to your body.

Eat a single handful of Oleander leaves with a cupful of any drink you wish.

Your body will change DRASTICALLY.

I think he meant to say 1 gram of protein per pound of body weight. I see this referenced a bit. Still funny to imagine eating that much though.

100 push-ups

100 sit-ups

100 squats

10km run

Ah yes, kidney damage, cancer and liver damage with high triglycerides.

OP's mom looking as wet as ever.

Why is this not ratio'd moment..