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Which is which? (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 266 points 6 months ago

Anarchist answer: They're both unisex - bees for pees, birds for turds.

[-] bassomitron@lemmy.world 56 points 6 months ago

Hmm... You might be onto something here

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 63 points 6 months ago

Yes, this establishment's blacklist.

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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 183 points 6 months ago

Bees have a stinger, and "bird" has been a slang term for a woman (like, what, 1920-1950s?).

Regards, I agree that's needlessly vague, and just about to the point of useless.

[-] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 118 points 6 months ago

The only bees with stingers are the female ones, though.

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 102 points 6 months ago

Fine, Bs represent bra size so that's the women's room, and a cock is a bird, so that's the men's room.

Any way you slice it, these signs don't help.

[-] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 68 points 6 months ago
[-] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 62 points 6 months ago

I give up I'm going to go piss in the kitchen

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[-] Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 24 points 6 months ago

So is a Booby

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[-] sjmarf@sh.itjust.works 56 points 6 months ago
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[-] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 22 points 6 months ago

Wtf

Alternate comment: I love how you need to internalize 100 years of sexism before you can relieve yourself

[-] shalafi@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Harmless old slang terms are now sexist. Got it.

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[-] Crozekiel@lemmy.zip 121 points 6 months ago

Find a member of staff and ask where the "human bathrooms" are. Don't let them leave until they explain. Bonus points if you piss your pants while they are trying to explain.

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 48 points 6 months ago

Look them intensely in the eye as piss streams down your leg to establish dominance.

[-] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 14 points 6 months ago

Better piss on their leg to mark your territory

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

"Excuse me sir/madam, I am looking for the human bathroom as I need to pour out some liquid from inside of my body through my urethra, something we humans normally do."

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[-] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 80 points 6 months ago

Doesn't matter, just wash you hands when you're done

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[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 66 points 6 months ago

Slang for women is “chicks” and a bit more archaic, “birds” too.

Bees have a…stinger? Dunno about that one.

[-] Gigan@lemmy.world 25 points 6 months ago

Aren't most bees female though?

[-] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 19 points 6 months ago

They are. Hence confusion with the signage.

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[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 60 points 6 months ago

Just look for the one with a line (queue) outside.

Or be fair and pee half in each.

Or be chaotic and scrawl "Mammals" on the wall and pee under that.

[-] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago

If you don't have a cloaca you can't use birds

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[-] uservoid1@lemmy.world 53 points 6 months ago

If you carry and deposit pollen - use the Bees, if you are laying eggs - use the Birds, else use the floor.

Bees - Male, Birds - Female

[-] ray@sh.itjust.works 34 points 6 months ago

But bees also lay eggs, and birds also carry and deposit pollen

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[-] s_s@lemmy.one 52 points 6 months ago

Honey this is an Applebee's, shit wherever you want.

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[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 41 points 6 months ago

Why not just make every bathroom a one occupant room? Just because someone has the same genitals as me doesn’t mean I want them to hear me fart.

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[-] Felipe@sh.itjust.works 39 points 6 months ago

Bees for pees, birds for tuds.

Can't remember who originally said that but it had me creasing.

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[-] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 34 points 6 months ago

Birds eat worms, so it's down to sexual preference.

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[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

OP' was actually meant to take a left, but instead got lost in the back corridors of the local zoo. Regardless of the which door they chose, it ended with a senior first aid officer and a school group being traumatised.

[-] HawlSera@lemm.ee 31 points 6 months ago

I seriously don't know what the hell the "Birds and the bees" even refers to beyond an olde movie cliche.

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[-] blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 27 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Women are Bees. Men are Birds. Arrhenotoky OP.

Of the 60,000 bees in a hive, almost 99% of them are female! Female honey bees, or worker bees, make all of the decisions in the hive and do all of the work. There are a couple hundred male bees in a hive, but they don't do much but sit around and eat food.

https://honeystinger.com/blogs/blog/the-anatomy-of-a-hive

[-] A_Random_Idiot@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Thats a little to common sense for the average American.

I'd wager bees are boys, for bathroom purposes, cause boys have a "stinger"

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Maybe this isn't in America.

That said, if it was in the UK, 'birds' would be for women, so the result would be the same.

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[-] vox@sopuli.xyz 24 points 6 months ago

this is how i feel when a website presents me with a gender prompt with only two options

[-] radicalautonomy@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago

Or when a webform requires an honorific and none of them is suitable. (I'll usually pick "Honorable")

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[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 19 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

The British call women "birds" sometimes. Idk.

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[-] francisfordpoopola@lemmy.world 18 points 6 months ago

I'm going in and committing to whatever I find inside.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 15 points 6 months ago

Bees have stingers, birds have peckers..

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[-] wabafee@lemmy.world 13 points 6 months ago

Neither unless your a bee or a bird.

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