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submitted 5 months ago by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/the_dunk_tank@hexbear.net
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[-] EmoThugInMyPhase@hexbear.net 37 points 5 months ago

Someone should make a book like this, and it explores what happens when the good cop tries to report a violation to internal affairs

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 22 points 5 months ago

"...and then he shot himself 15 times in the head, the end."

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 8 points 5 months ago

"from behind, after tying his own hands"

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 29 points 5 months ago

So much kid's media is so vague about what cops do. It's always something like "I'm here when you need help" like I saw in a recent Sesame Street episode that was about vehicles.

I can't imagine it takes long for kids to see through it. Especially with stuff like Uvalde happening

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 5 months ago

My kids were given a fisher price police car and it pushes the copaganda so hard.

None of our firetrucks make a sound because their justification is self evident

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 24 points 5 months ago

Your dad has for sure murdered a dog before, kid.

[-] InvisibleHat@lemmy.ml 20 points 5 months ago
[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 19 points 5 months ago

RIP that kid's dad

[-] itappearsthat@hexbear.net 18 points 5 months ago

written by someone married to a cop sublimating their dream of not having a terrible home life by lying to the next generation about it

[-] anarchoilluminati@hexbear.net 15 points 5 months ago

My MOM is a GOOD LAND~~LORD~~LADY.

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 13 points 5 months ago

What would it take to become a leftist children's book writer? "All Cats Are Beautiful" thinkin-lenin

[-] Tachanka@hexbear.net 5 points 5 months ago

What would it take to become a leftist children's book writer?

As long as the target audience is under 5 and the narrative uses the 500 most basic words in the language, you can sneak in a lot of lefty narratives without the publisher noticing. Reactionary parents on the other hand will not miss the opportunity to hold a book burning.

[-] MayoPete@hexbear.net 3 points 5 months ago

Sounds like free advertising to me!

[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 9 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I love how they didn't draw a cutesy cartoon cop cat. Nope. Gotta go with a realistic one complete with ram bar and the cage in the back.

Edit: lmao I wrote cop cat instead of cop car

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