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Is this properly accounting for the regional pricing differences of "good girls" and "bitches"? Lil Wayne has lived in a sprawling mansion in Miami, but also now lives in New Orleans. Are we just supposed to accept at face value that the costs are fixed across both localities?

Additionally, Kanye appears to be referencing wholesale costs of "bitches" as he's talking about getting them in quantities of 1000, while Lil Wayne is clearly buying in retail prices at only 12 "bitches" at a time.

There's too many inconsistencies to determine objective pricing from the data provided.

You lost me at “According to Kanye”

Is this before or after tax?

Then what are the goodest girls worth?

Who's a good girl? You are! Who's a good girl? You are!

No way that's worth only $8.33. Though at a shelter you can rescue one for basically free (+ medical).

So, 16 50-cents, with some change left?

If you account for inflation, that's now about $11.

I knew taking four years of Applied Rap Math would pay off.

Worth and cost are different. They may be worth 8 but how much it costs to get one?

That means that you can get a good girl with a side of freedom for under $10, and still have enough for a can of soda, a dime candy, and a couple pieces of gum.

Just try not to fall victim to shrinkflation when youre shopping for one

This builds on the earlier JayZian work which showed that a bitch ain’t = 1

These guys should be on the Supreme Court.

Eh, not worth it, I'll keep being a bitch.

I'm not gonna start trusting financial advice from anyone who investes money in gold jewelry for their teeth.

I'll take three, please!