Only weak pansy cars have crumple zones. Back in my day, the cars were built stronger. You could run over a cat and barely feel it. Head on collision? I could drive away from those, provided the engine block didn't end up in the passenger space. These modern cars just give up and die, and the mandatory seat belts just trap you inside instead of being safely thrown clear of the vehicle. AMERICAN STEEL! LEADED GASOLINE! I YEARN FOR THE GOOD OL DAYS!

Maybe if you are merely an auto manufacturer with decades of experience you make cars a bit beneath the standards of a manchild emerald mine beneficiary pretending to be a tech genius.

Yeah... I'm pretty convinced that bribery was involved to get safety standards approval.

Looks pretty crumpled and deformed to me. Are we sure the skin is not a crumple zone

That's likely a wrap as there's no paint on offer from Tesla and a clear vinyl wrap is available for I think 3k. This black wrap was likely done at a third party shop. Probably cost around a 300 to a grand depending.

I played a lot of N64 so the aesthetic is nostalgic. Unfortunately for Tesla, I don't have enough money to buy a video game accessory at their price. For what they're asking I'd need it to be an actual vehicle with the capability to survive a light rain.

It’s not even waterproof…

But not aHoLeOfDiRt proof, apparently.

Remember to activate car wash mode on your way to the apocalypse lol

Yeah I don't see the "can of sardines" shit in the ditch photo. But why are these things stuck in mud and wet sand so often, I thought they were intended to go outdoors for camping? And it doesn't look like it was rolled, so why would rescuers need to use the jaws in the first place?

I don't really get why someone would link to a shitty site like that, when the entire source is a single tweet. Just link to the tweet.

Or better yet, don't link to anything related to Musk and ignore him. The only reason Musk has gotten away with all his lies and bullshit is because everything he does gets shared around like it's a big deal. Enough fucking Musk spam already.

I just adored this