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[-] drolex@sopuli.xyz 183 points 1 month ago

YTA your bf needs some space and you should be more considerate of his hobbies. Maybe he needs this to be thriving in his life and tbh you should ask yourself if you're not already abusing him. If I were him that would be a massive red flag to me. Have you thought about cutting all relationships to appease him, that would be the least you can do

[-] bolexforsoup@lemmy.blahaj.zone 45 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] BluesF@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago

Lemmy: my new girlfriend caught me installing arch while wearing her thigh highs

[-] Zink@programming.dev 15 points 1 month ago

Old/Dad Lemmy: my wife of 20 years caught me installing mint while eating her chocolate.

[-] Dave@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 month ago

Is chocolate worth eating if it doesn't have mint?

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 1 month ago

you aren't a true linux user if you haven't considered living your life alone at least a couple of times, and knew that you would be okay with it.

[-] intensely_human@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago

Speaking of linux and living alone, the times I’ve managed to solve tech problems without the internet, using only documentation, have always made me feel like a badass

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

it's some real shit.

It's better if you sleep on that shit, and realize what the solution is after the fact, only to have it work first try, that shits so good.

The only thing i've ever experienced that was better was unfucking some fucked wiring for a technical minecraft design, it's hard but god does it feel so fucking good.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

When you go on the Internet, nine times out of ten all you'll get is idiots telling you "install arch noob" (they've been running linux for all of six months), "it works here" (different environment altogether), "you should redo all of your project with instead" (sure, let's spend three months redoing everything)...

So the documentation is typically a safer bet. Not always, but often.

[-] pythonoob@programming.dev 2 points 1 month ago

we can be alone together, and stay a significant distance away from each other on account of the being alone part :)

[-] VicentAdultman@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

A new sign of loneliness is being a linux user(?) I get trashed by my friends for using Linux and none of them using. That's exactly the point.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the joke is that you have your priorities set straight.

No time for relationships when you could be learning about the kernel my friend.

also to be clear, it's not loneliness if you're content with being alone. Alone, and lonely, are two separate sides of the same coin. You can feel lonely in a room full of people, and you can be/feel alone when around nobody, without feeling lonely.

[-] stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 month ago

Lemmy: look at my new Linux

[-] caesaravgvstvs@feddit.de 43 points 1 month ago

Also Lemmy: look at things made of jeans!

[-] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today 11 points 1 month ago

Literally never seen any post about things made of jeans. What's wrong with my phone?

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

I think it was a one or two day thing, but it was glorious!

[-] FractalsInfinite@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

It feels like something that should be referencesd whenever possible to keep it alive.

[-] GlitterInfection@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Keep pants on! Got it!

[-] mightyfoolish@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

What’s wrong with my phone?

It's not made out of jeans.

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[-] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Also Lemmy: BEANS!

[-] barsquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

You can walk from the top of the stairs to my room in the basement and still be in my mother's house. Girlfriends cannot comprehend this distance.

[-] suction@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

JJ Jeans if you know what I mean

[-] LNRDrone@sopuli.xyz 39 points 1 month ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Also, it's Arch btw

[-] gregorum@lemm.ee 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

lemmy: excuse me, do you have a moment to discuss our lord and saviour, Arch linux?

[-] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Linux is a god

Linux is the breeze in my hair on the weekend

Linux a relaxing thought

Aren't you envious that for you it's not?

Sweet like honey, linux is a cat

Purring in my lap 'cause it loves me

Flexing like a goddamn acrobat

Me and linux vibe like that

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

🚩 🚩🚩

[-] bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 11 points 1 month ago

It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again

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