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[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 53 points 4 months ago
[-] JealousCactus@hexbear.net 47 points 4 months ago

The high priests of capital have consulted the charts and graphs and determined the economy is good. If you are struggling you must just be a loser. Vote blue, you piece of shit.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

trying to do "the big lie" but instead of convincing people it's real it just makes them hate your guts more

[-] trabpukcip@hexbear.net 29 points 4 months ago

Maybe it's always been this way, but the "every 4 years, pick the best liar" election circus is turning me into the joker

[-] Beaver@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

Biden's economy created a real boom of new decks and bathroom remodels in northern Virginia. That's the real economy!

[-] ikilledtheradiostar@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

He's teleported behind the economy

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Nothing personnel, kid...

[-] SacredExcrement@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

Pro tip: If an informed party asks you how you are going to fix something, and your reflexive answer is "I already did", no, you did not.

[-] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago

Biden ended the COVID pandemic and now he has turned the economy around. He's just about to stop the war on Gaza.

It's pretty neat when you think about it because that means I can tell the Vote Blue chuds that I already voted for Biden because apparently that's how reality works ๐Ÿฅฐ

[-] Skeleton_Erisma@hexbear.net 16 points 4 months ago

brandon ya see, when I entered office I was given a shitty and abysmal economy but I've sense turned that around....

biden-harbinger Now it's abysmal and shitty!!!!!!

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 13 points 4 months ago

What the fuck is wrong with his chin?

[-] Leon_Grotsky@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Looking at photos over the years, he's had it since he was VP at least; I wonder if he got injections back around like 2012. I'm by no means an expert on clocking this stuff, though.

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