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[–] QueerCommie@hexbear.net 67 points 2 years ago (1 children)

USian here: China is one of the counter-balances to my anxiety. The rest of these losers can cope.

[–] riseuppikmin@hexbear.net 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When I'm feeling especially despondent I look up Chinese infrastructure project videos (usually transport-related) and read about their solar panel installation records year-after-year.

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 16 points 2 years ago

Bob Dole looks at that video of them turning a whole ass bridge ninety degrees to install it and compare it to highway construction in Bob Dole’s city and how this shit has taken years and still has years to go and Bob Dole has some hope for humanity’s future.

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 40 points 2 years ago

China is just sitting there, existing and making all the stuff you buy.

Outlets like the NYT try to give you unfounded anxiety about them.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 38 points 2 years ago (3 children)
[–] Wheaties@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

Great Value™ Political Cartoons

compare to 'Ben Garrison'

[–] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 36 points 2 years ago

lol yeah the biggest purveyor of sinophobia bemoans pervasive anxiety about China

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 33 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Maybe stop writing articles about China's "imminent collapse" every year for like 2 decades? It might not help but it certainly wouldn't hurt

[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 41 points 2 years ago (1 children)

we're done with the collapse narrative, it's overcapacity now

[–] iByteABit@hexbear.net 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They're definitely not done lol, a lot of times I'll browse Bing News from the Windows taskbar at work, and there will be one article saying that China is suffering and right about to collapse, and another one just after that saying that China needs to chill because it's taking a dump on the entire Western world, it's peak comedy every time

[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 18 points 2 years ago (1 children)

haha I guess China's in a superposition state right now, both collapsing and overproducing. News gotta cater to both types of racists I suppose.

[–] Redderthanmisty@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 2 years ago

Schrodinger's state

[–] SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 9 points 2 years ago

every year

More like every couple days.

[–] CDommunist@hexbear.net 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] AmerikaLosesWW3@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 2 years ago

They hate us because they ain't us.

[–] MF_COOM@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

Maybe it's the entire clove of garlic that's making them sweat

[–] Fishroot@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago

“We are a psychopathic country for more than a century because China forces us to act like a bunch of asians”

[–] RollaD20@hexbear.net 13 points 2 years ago
[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Can’t read due to paywall, anybody have an archive? I tried doing it myself and can’t because it doesn’t let me copy/paste the URL on my phone for some reason

[–] Bartsbigbugbag@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

If you live in the empire, you can often use your library card to get free access to NYT, but even if not, I think typically they’re not paywalled, just account walled, unless you try to access back catalogue.

[–] RedDawn@hexbear.net 5 points 2 years ago

I tried logging in with my email address and it just said “something went wrong”

[–] DyingOfDeBordom@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago

i like how the map has a land bridge from australia to new guinea

[–] KittyBobo@hexbear.net 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The thumbnail made me think it was an Umami cartoon

[–] yogthos@lemmygrad.ml 7 points 2 years ago