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[-] LarkinDePark@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 6 months ago

Communism will win.

[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

“All this time and they still haven’t figured it out….”

[-] phoenixz@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 months ago

Today is a good day to die

[-] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

"Freedom, at last...!"

[-] orangeNgreen@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

“You think you defeated me? You think I did not know what I bought for my Wanna?”

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Heh. You made one mistake... Your safety's on.

Then I would try some action movie bullshit and die, but can you imagine if it worked?

[-] JohnnyCache@lemmy.one 3 points 6 months ago
[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Realistically with my lifestyle it's gonna be either me screaming "FUCK!!!" or "Oh this is gonna suck"

[-] fjordo@feddit.uk 3 points 6 months ago

I'm glad it's over

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 6 months ago

"Oh fuck…"

[-] invertedspear@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Currently? “Sit! Lay down! Okay c’mon boy”

I was making my dog behave before giving him his breakfast.

[-] investorsexchange@lemmy.ca 2 points 6 months ago

🎶Exit light

Enter night

Take my hand

We’re off to never never land…🎶

[-] Default_Defect@midwest.social 2 points 6 months ago

Butt cheeks

[-] nutsack@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

im surrounded by idiots

[-] IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Spike Milligan’s headstone reads, “I told you I was ill”

[-] RBWells@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Apparently a lot of people's actual last word is "Fuck!" And that was what I yelled when the car hit mine in the worst accident I've been in.

But I will hope for "goodbye" as a last word, in a much more gentle setting.

[-] 7heo@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

"I'm afraid that's not a choice..."

[-] groats_survivor@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

"That's not good, I'm not happy"

[-] z3rOR0ne@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago

Probably something touching and inspiring right before my bowels loudly empty themselves and an unbearable stench fills the nostrils of my loved ones.

[-] sanguinepar@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

The... The treasure... It's in the.... [dies]

[-] HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club 2 points 6 months ago

Time to go.

[-] TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 months ago

Well it looks like I found the light at the end of the tunnel.

[-] dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

That’s is!?!? That was mid.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.ml 2 points 6 months ago
[-] esc27@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

There is always money in the...

[-] trk@aussie.zone 2 points 6 months ago

"Hopefully I'll do better next time"

[-] RGB3x3@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

It's about time.

[-] Threadsdeadbaby@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

Kill...meee.... hopefully

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 months ago

Smoke em if you got em

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