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[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 60 points 6 months ago

We call it the Sun. Orbited by the highest concentration of perverts in the whole galaxy

[-] TxzK@lemmy.zip 17 points 6 months ago

Yeah, because people in other systems don't kinkshame

[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 8 points 6 months ago
[-] PipedLinkBot@feddit.rocks 4 points 6 months ago

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

Ufoporno

Piped is a privacy-respecting open-source alternative frontend to YouTube.

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[-] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Lol, I'm gonna make that my ringtone for a while

[-] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

I love it! Tried to find you an audio file or even a copy of the music playing in the background. I'm at work though and searching UFOPorno on the company network is a little frowned upon...

[-] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 6 months ago

Before anyone gets any ideas, here's an excerpt that pretty summarily describes what happens if you wind up in their company

"You pray that you die. You don't."

[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 26 points 6 months ago

I can't believe I've never thought to ask this important question.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 points 6 months ago

My dumbass moving my phone all around to try to see some tiddies in the picture

[-] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 9 points 6 months ago

It's was inside all of us all along

But mostly inside your mom

[-] kratoz29@lemm.ee 9 points 6 months ago

Found them!

[-] sherlockholmez@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Turn your display off. You'll see it.

[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Did you check the backdoor?

[-] covert_czar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 months ago
[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

I'm guessing this is a Trump trial reference?

[-] Threadsdeadbaby@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

I see a pearl necklace

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 2 points 6 months ago

It's right there! The fucks wrong with you?!

[-] lath@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Find the polar star, then go south.

[-] Gacrux@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

i'll try asking around in a 200 light year radius

edit: i found it, its over at this link

[-] ryan213@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 months ago

The Black one there. I call her Tori.

this post was submitted on 04 May 2024
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