Programmer Humor

Fuck it I quit

haaaands

chore: ensure it's God's divine intellect

Update

fixed another typo

sq

git commit -m 'sq'
git reset --soft HEAD~
git commit --amend
git push origin +release

" "

Fixed tests.

Fixes

“Again, Josh? Stop it.”

Something along the lines of "I don't know what this does, I wrote this code two weeks ago"

Mod: Added delay to let switches settle

Formatting fixes

Refactoring for the EU region.

Reusing Terraform projects for the win.

"cleanup" lol

Added zip code to the reseller portal when batch-creating transactions in

I try to start off descriptive, in case I want to diff a few changes back. After that, sometimes I write notes or general reflections on life in there... Until yesterday I thought no one was reading them

Changed index.html

This is pretty funny, but now I want to watermark all of my future work with outdated "Made With ..." Stickers.

"Made With Printshop Deluxe!" "Made With Microsoft Works!" "Sent From my Sidekick!"

Change port to 8080 because stupid container locks down 80

"update doc to reflect reality still more"

chore: replaced println() with proper logging util

I forgot to replace them water finishing debugging.

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usually the commits at the end of the day when I haven't finished a task yet. It will be squashed and disappear eventually.

Lint issue

Merge remote-tracking branch 'origin/master'

"Monte Carlo code changes. BLAME: notme"

Fixin’ thangz

Lots of updates (it's a private repo and I'm bad at doing smaller individual commits!)

Update

My commits are a little too specific to post here, lmao. I likely put too much info into them, I’m still trying to get a good balance.

“Some appropriate message.”

Beta 0.9.9.9.9.9

"Couldn't count all the stuff"

Quack quack

Stuff

Minor text fixes