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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 26 points 1 month ago

I just imagine everyone else as a clone of myself and then have my mind blown when someone expresses an opinion I do not share. "How can you think that? You're me!"

[-] picnicolas@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago

Nondual sage level reasoning

[-] pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 25 points 1 month ago

Tumblr user: I am a different age than you.

Other Tumblr user: head explodes

[-] odium@programming.dev 25 points 1 month ago
[-] Fal@yiffit.net 29 points 1 month ago

You're wrong because literally everyone on Lemmy is 37

[-] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

For your information I've had my birthday since joining Lemmy, so I'm 38 now (and therefore everyone else is too)

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago
[-] merde@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago

don't worry. If everything goes right, you will be 38

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

fhew, thanks for the encouraging words

[-] Passerby6497@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'm 18!

Wow, you're 6.40237371 × 10^15 years old‽

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

AMA

yes, it was hard surviving the big bang.

!unexpectedfactorial@sopuli.xyz

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 month ago

That is a very large number

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

It's not "my back!" large tho

[-] deus@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's a factorial joke. 18! is quite a bit larger than "my back!" large.

[-] itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago

Larger than the age of the universe, in fact

[-] UnRelatedBurner@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

oh, lol, mb missed it

[-] Sombyr@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago

Everyone on Lemmy is either a late 30s dude (cis or trans,) mid 20s trans woman, or late teens enby. Those are the only demographics.

[-] MBM@lemmings.world 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like I need to do some soul searching

[-] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Kisss mine 24 year old ass. When I worked at Amazon half the people thought I was in my 40s I was around 21.

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago
[-] InfiniWheel@lemmy.one 2 points 1 month ago

19 years learning software Dev perhaps

[-] outer_spec@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 month ago

me 19 years ago:

baby holding a book that says "html for babies"

[-] odium@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

Tf are you on about? Everyone is clearly in their early 20s.

[-] mydoomlessaccount@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

I'm actually 27 (you have no reason not to believe this, so that makes it true)

[-] FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 18 points 1 month ago

On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog

[-] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

I love that I saw this comment right above one of Kolanaki's

[-] jaemo@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 month ago

47 and still don't know what I want to be when I grow up to be a big boy.

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 month ago

I have this in real life. I larp a lot, and in my mind, every larper is one of three ages: under 19, 19 to 60 or over 60

So that means that sometimes I've been playing larp for about the same length of time that someone who is "the same age as me" has been breathing.

[-] Neb@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

in my mind, every larper is one of three ages: under 19, 19 to 60 or over 60

I think that’s just true lol

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

I mean, yes, but that means someone who is 20 is "the same age" as someone who is 51.

[-] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, everyone on TikTok is waging generation wars

[-] MurrayL@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

only because it generates engagement - The Algorithm often favours negative content

[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

People discovering the Internet is such a beautiful thing. Imagine telling them there is a site where people don't even have a nickname, or avatar, yet you'll find the most amazing threads (amongst all the shit). Amon is a pretty cool dude, if you ask me

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 8 points 1 month ago

Amon is a pretty cool dude

[-] Emmie@lemm.ee 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honestly I am worried I might have arrested development or something

It feels like it’s constantly 03.08.2018 or 05.07.2016

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