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I don't particularly want my new profile to have that meth chic look.

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[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 164 points 1 month ago
[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 12 points 4 weeks ago

Profile picture is now of The Expression.

[-] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 points 4 weeks ago

Yes, Harry. It is an expression of pain.

[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 93 points 1 month ago

Wow. You are one ugly lady.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 67 points 1 month ago
[-] guyrocket@kbin.social 22 points 1 month ago

Whatever, bearded lady.

Circus in town?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

Would I be in town if it wasn't?

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[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The long gray beard says "biker in his 60s" but the smooth, (mostly) unblemished skin says "I just learned to drive."

Also if this is shortly after shaving, it might just be razor burn. It's clearly been a while so your skin might just be angry and not used to blades.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

I am an old fashioned guy in his 40s.

[-] chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 24 points 4 weeks ago

Splitting the difference, then.

[-] qisope@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago

got that "just learned to ride a motorcycle in my 40s" look

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 14 points 4 weeks ago

I have never learned to ride a motorcycle. They scare me.

[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 weeks ago

got that "about to have a midlife crisis and learn how to ride a motorcycle" look

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[-] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 56 points 4 weeks ago

Ur not a flying squid u fucking liar

[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 15 points 4 weeks ago

Maybe he just has a human head on a flying squid's body 🤷🏻‍♂️

[-] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 13 points 4 weeks ago

you can tell just from a chin pic? you havent even seen 98% of the rest of the body

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[-] kometes@lemmy.world 52 points 4 weeks ago

Seborrheic dermatitis. Cortisone cream to treat. I've had some luck with pyrithione zinc (active ingredient in most dandruff shampoos) soap to keep it from coming back.

[-] Daxtron2@startrek.website 54 points 4 weeks ago

Don't listen to Big pharma just keep picking at it and make an open wound like GOD intended

[-] die444die@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago

I have this and it is exactly how mine looks too. It also clears up generally within a couple of days after I shave. I also get it on my scalp and on my sternum, which I think is common with it.

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[-] PostnataleAbtreibung@lemmy.world 36 points 1 month ago

I‘d use Ketozolin shampoo regularly. This looks like tinea barbea.

[-] teft@lemmy.world 31 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Definitely some form of fungal skin infection. If the ketoconazol shampoo doesn't work talk to a skin doctor for some anitfungal pills. It'll clear up in a few weeks.

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[-] Amanduh@lemm.ee 34 points 1 month ago

How is shaving off a reverse Mohawk in your beard making you look more presentable?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 89 points 1 month ago
[-] VonReposti@feddit.dk 40 points 1 month ago

That style is so last year

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago

Look, I can't keep up with you kids at my age.

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[-] FragrantOwl@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago

Skin issues aside, if this is for a profile pic it should be trivial to remove the discoloration in the pic.

Silver lining and all that.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I'd feel like I was cheating.

[-] Timboflex@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago

Nah. You're not photoshopping a six pack on yourself. You're just removing a temporary mark that isn't part of your regular look. It's making the photo more representative of your true every day appearance.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

I can see it that way, but I still don't think it would feel right to me to do it. I'd rather have people see my flaws and if this is some long-lasting thing, if it's there in a couple of days, I'll use it in the profile picture.

[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

That level of honesty is noble but unwarranted. It's a profile pic that is supposed to be a "here's my general appearance" and that's just a temporary blemish. If it becomes a part of your personality, take another picture. It will give you time to adjust to whatever the skin is going to do.

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[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

Lean all in, wear an old civil war uniform (ideally Union but if you want some of that southern strange you could go Confederate) and work on your thousand mile stare. It's like peacocking!

It'll attract someone. (But I won't be held responsible for the type of someone).

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

I don't know if my wife would want me attracting anyone, right or wrong.

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

She into dudes from the 1800s? Profile pic still stands!

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[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 19 points 4 weeks ago

It looks like some sort of fungal infection to me. Watch the redness go away within 48 hours, now that that area gets sunlight.

[-] GladiusB@lemmy.world 19 points 4 weeks ago

I have had a beard for years and shaved it awhile ago. Same thing. Goes away in a few days in the sun for me.

[-] Nougat@fedia.io 18 points 1 month ago

I have to admit that that is not at all what I imagined the bottom third of your face to look like.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Neither did my face, but it's used to it.

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[-] HeadfullofSoup@kbin.earth 17 points 1 month ago

If you use to have lot of flake it might be seborrheic dermatitis it's mostly give a lot of weird yellow flake but if i shave the skin under the flake look like that

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[-] FartsWithAnAccent@fedia.io 17 points 4 weeks ago

Looks like you shaved more than hair off.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 16 points 4 weeks ago

At least you have a Chin when you shave.

Some of us, not so lucky.

[-] remotedev@lemmy.ca 17 points 4 weeks ago

I have a couple of em

[-] HatchetHaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 weeks ago

Easy solution to this problem: Photoshop it.

[-] ThePantser@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

I get that after having a beard and using my CPAP, I think it's pressure sores. I use some dandruff shampoo on my skin and it clears up in about a week.

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

I have dandruff shampoo. I'll try that, thanks.

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[-] KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 4 weeks ago

i haven't shaved in like 3 years.

I'm scared to shave to be frankly honest. I don't want to know what i look like.

[-] kernelle@lemmy.world 11 points 4 weeks ago

Nobody made a Motorhead joke yet? This is Lemmy goddammit!

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