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[-] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 71 points 4 months ago

This was the first post of the day when I opened lemmy. And it was the first to make me super satisfied with a big grin. Absolute joy. Love it! I’m not even gonna scroll cause I love this moment too much to ruin it. I’m gonna fuck off to watch some saved videos instead. Hat tip.

[-] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 63 points 4 months ago

I expect to see this reported as fact on Newsmax by the middle of next week.

[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 17 points 4 months ago

"For our next segment: Is Tetris woke? Let's discuss."

"Has Nintendo been grooming youths to attack traditional family values?"

"Should us real patriots start boycotting video games?"

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Let's not give Nintendo credit for this one. His name is Alexey Pajitnov.

[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Right, because they never blame the wrong people while they're blaming the wrong things. Paragons of virtue and real sticklers for accuracy to maintain their journalistic integrity, those ones.

[-] TimeSquirrel@kbin.social 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

What? No, I just mean to give the original creator of the game the credit he deserves. It was originally stolen from him.

[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Lol I know, I was just bouncing back for an extra dig at those shitty networks.

[-] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 61 points 4 months ago

One minute you're playing Tetris, the next minute you're taking another man's cock up your arse. The link is undeniable.

[-] Habahnow@sh.itjust.works 41 points 4 months ago

I can't think of a time this didn't happen to me while playing Tetris

[-] shneancy@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

ngl i've had fantasies like that

[-] lightnegative@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

They say correlation doesn't equal causation, but the dick up the arse suggests otherwise

[-] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 29 points 4 months ago

Literally 1984

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 28 points 4 months ago

Stupid sexy Tetris.

[-] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 27 points 4 months ago

Not less ridiculous than the right's actual complaints.

ALL MY SEXY M&Ms ARE GONE.

[-] Albbi@lemmy.ca 26 points 4 months ago

I usually hate this meme format, but this is amazing.

[-] whereisk@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I was scanning it for the "we've been played for ABSOLUTE FOOLS" part.

..the itch wasn't scratched. :(

[-] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

It sounds like a more unhinged version of my father's rants about the liberal agenda

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I played Tetris on the original game boy. Right now I'm listening to the Rocky horror picture show soundtrack.

Coincidence?

[-] MxM111@kbin.social 8 points 4 months ago

I don’t think so. You are five minute to gay.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Is that when Henry Cavill gets here?

[-] mossy_@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

If so, your prognosis is bleak

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'd bleak his prognosis.

[-] bloubz@lemmygrad.ml 1 points 4 months ago

I hated Tetris on the original Gameboy but now I'm bi. Please explain

[-] ToxicDivinity@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Listen I'm a proud liberal L and I'm glad that the liberal supreme court protected L marriage. I'm also about as far left as you can get but these days the Z's are being ridiculous. They don't understand how good they have it, and how they should be grateful and patient for their day to come. Making trouble in the party just puts L's like me at risk again and we don't want that. Oh and don't get me started on those fucking T's

[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

It all makes so much sense now!

[-] roux@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This doesn't make sense. I keep getting told communism don't like the gays so communism is bad and capitalism is good because you get to have cars and 1000 types of Hershey candy bars.

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

You gonna lump the squares in with the straights! Not in my backwoods trailer your not!

[-] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Ur gunna hav to go thru ME

[-] taiyang@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Yet, in the old days the only path to success was through shoving straight into a hole. Now a days (while having a Tetris 99 orgy) you have your T spins and your combos and your double T spins. It's a T agenda conspiracy!

[-] PunkiBas@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago
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[-] ToucheGoodSir@lemy.lol 2 points 4 months ago

Alright, anyone have Kevin McCarthys phone # in hell? We can't let this corrupting influence hurt the CHILDREN

Tetris is woke.

[-] Salmarez@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

The universally best video game, made in Soviet Union.

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[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

They could have used terms like “convex” and “concave” to describe the shapes, but then again, I’m really picky when it comes to math.

[-] psud@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The convex ones are concave on the other side. The straight piece is generally called "the straight piece"

[-] ParabolicMotion@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The ones on the right contain some exterior angles that are less than 180 degrees, giving them concavity. Not every exterior angle of these shapes is this way, but due to having some exterior angles like this, I called them concave. The ones on the left have none of these such angles.

I agree with calling a straight a straight.

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