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Task 0 - due 4 days ago

'I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by.' - Douglas Adams

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 32 points 6 months ago

This is just every day with ADHD

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 17 points 6 months ago

Have you considered making an ordered list of your lists?

[-] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

I tried, but then I just ended up on the List of Lists of Lists wiki page.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 months ago
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[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago
[-] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 1 points 6 months ago

This is fantastic

[-] urist@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 months ago

mood

I filed my taxes 5 hrs ago

[-] AdmiralShat@programming.dev 7 points 6 months ago

I actually managed to get mine done early this year, April 13th at 4 am.

[-] schmorpel@slrpnk.net 4 points 6 months ago

oh no you just reminded me

[-] Sanctus@lemmy.world 7 points 6 months ago

The empty paper is my ticket inbox and the tasks are my coworkers around me with computer problems

[-] Whippygoatcream@lemmy.world 6 points 6 months ago

Should be mr meeseeks hounding lol

[-] Milk_Sheikh@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

“WE’RE NOT MEANT TO EXIST THIS LONG”

[-] NightShot@lemmy.world 2 points 6 months ago

Oh fuck this hits me so hard. Someone just illustrated my mind.....

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