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10:35 - I have just discovered reverse cowgirl. My life is changed.
10:42 - wife is trying to unzip the tent, I have coomed it shut.
10:44 - she is calling our church
10:53 - the Swiss Guard have arrived and are dissolving my coom seal with holy water. All is lost.
Impressive response time from the Vatican there.
They have eyes everywhere
She's got a camera in there, and she's posting his jail stays on OnlyFans to support her vintage furniture habit.
Based
I wish I had more space (and money) to support having a vintage furniture habit.
Well worth it for the vintage furniture
This has to be either a bit or a kink, I refuse to believe otherwise
I’d say there is no way this is real, but the USians are a weird bunch.
IMO, his fantasies being "doggie style, standing doggie style" is too far. Can't not be a joke.
But I've been wrong about such assessments before
It’s the ESPN bit that sealed it for me
The gooncage is real
The gooncage can’t hurt you.
This is more like horny quarantine
Are the straights ok?
Is that dude married to a nun or what?
wouldnt that make him jesus? nvm it still tracks in that case
Even Jesus probably had less vanilla fantasies lol
jesus was into feet hence all the washing
Old polish internet meme claims that while Jesus is the answer to all questions better not ask him for dwarf porn, that's why people have google.
if God didn't want me to see it he wouldn't have put it only a google search away
Highlight from this very thread:
if you want to keep having fun, don't reveal this spoiler.
It's not real. The post is from an account that writes comedy. The fun is now over. I am sorry.
I guess I should've listened. 
Oh thank God
yes, honey 😔
Cuuumping 
this is real
Impossible
:fry:
The goon tent is so crusty, it doesn’t need poles.
I have so many questions and yet I'm not sure if I want the answers! 😂
Why
Because free online porn is too powerful for men to resist.
I mean, good for them figuring something out together. (That tent likely has a weird smell, though.)
This dude gets no sex and his wife only lets him wank once a week for 20 minutes on sundays lmaooooooooooooo
EDIT: Marx_mentat ruined it
people are strange