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[–] lvxferre@mander.xyz 70 points 2 years ago (1 children)

More like:

  • Dog - "humans are friendly! They give me food! I shall serve them!"
  • Cat - "humans are friendly! They give me food! They shall serve me!"
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I remember a version of this, but the last line was "you/I must be god!"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yeah, I've always said that dogs think we're the gods and cats think they're the gods.

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 52 points 2 years ago (6 children)

They didn't just come inside. They also infected us with brain parasites that makes us like cats, and learnt to meow in specific frequencies that make us treat them like human babies...

[–] Kyrgizion@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago

They also helped keep grain stores free from vermin that would otherwise have cost countless lives throughout history. Our ancestors knew damn well why they wanted to keep them around.

[–] rockerface@lemm.ee 57 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't treat cats like human babies. I like cats way more

[–] leftzero@lemmynsfw.com 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

They're that good at it. (Also the toxoplasma help.)

[–] Nepenthe@kbin.social 20 points 2 years ago

Really, it's babies' fault for not staying ahead of the game. With all the germs they roll in and all the poop they produce, they should have something to show for it by now.

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[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago

My cat told me not to believe these lies spread by dogs.

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[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 32 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Cat domestication is mainly about making them small enough so that when they randomly decide to slap your face with their clawed paws you wouldn't die.

[–] antidote101@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Domestic cats aren't shrunken down big cats, the cats we take into our homes were always this size. They originated from Felis Silvestris Lybica, a species from Egypt and North Africa... Which look fairly similar to just regular cats.

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[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Some people say we didn't domesticate cats, but they cats domesticated us.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

What if cats are responsible for human civilization by domesticating us?

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 6 points 2 years ago

Toxoplasma gondii, which needs to reproduce in felines, can infect any warm blooded animal. It's been observed to increase risk taking behaviour which could have helped to contribute to the development of human society.

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[–] VinnyDaCat@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

They certainly manipulated us. Their cries attempt to mimic that of human babies in tone and frequency so they can get a response from us.

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[–] s_s@lemm.ee 19 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Barn cats are the natural domestication of cats.

You need a friend to protect your grain stores.

Early domestic dogs were probably ratters, too. The domestication process for both were probably pretty similar.

The biggest difference is that domesitc dogs were then also able to be bred into companion hunters.

[–] LeroyJenkins@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

what really happened was that a caveman saw a wolf and was like aw good boi

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[–] dragontangram88@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Although, neutering a cat can stop the territorial urination.

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[–] Ilflish@lemm.ee 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

My brain just went down a rabbit hole of of breeds vs strays and whether it's fucked or not and how the world would look if people treated cat breeding like they did dog breeding and how things would change.

I had this comment open for like 20 minutes

[–] meliaesc@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There are definitely designer cat breeds.

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[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Both cats and dogs are bred a lot and not to the animal's advantage. Though I guess dog breeding and its disadvantages are a little more prominent and known than cat breeding is. Correct me if I'm wrong

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[–] Ultragigagigantic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

If it isn't broke, don't fix it

[–] Eonandahalf@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Gahhhh account sign up blocker

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[–] Harbinger01173430@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (16 children)

This is all nice and cute but how will fox domestication be represented in the future by these types of comic strips?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

There's the famous Russian breeding experiment where they were able to breed domestic foxes.

The problem is that they pee every time they get excited. Which would be bad enough if it was a dog, but fox pee smells god awful.

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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

No offense to anyone who has a cat, but one of the reasons I have dogs is that they'll probably wait until they get really hungry before they decide to eat your face if you die at home alone.

[–] rektdeckard@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Does that actually factor in? Or do you just prefer the company of dogs? Seems like a pretty irrational fear if you ask me.

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[–] Jomega@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

If you're dead then why does it matter? You aren't using it anymore.

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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Cats don't wait for you to be dead to bite

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