Got (mis)gendered again out in the world today. Tried to spit on them but I was both wearing an N95 and also haven't been able to produce saliva since I started my week-long soda cleanse. (hexbear.net)

submitted 5 months ago by DayOfDoom@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] LaForgeRayBans@hexbear.net 11 points 5 months ago

Probably for the best, assault charges are fucking insane lmao. Especially if you have hiv that shit is fucking stupid. When the revolution comes people like that will be more than just spat on.

[-] DayOfDoom@hexbear.net 6 points 5 months ago

I have a lawyer on retainer for my spittacks, legally known as spit attacks.

[-] Comp4@hexbear.net 4 points 5 months ago

If you consume acid before engaging in combat, do your spit attacks count as acid spit attacks? If so, that would mean your attacks would ignore regeneration, making you excellent at fighting trolls.