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[-] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 79 points 7 months ago

Clearly he went into a blind rage upon seeing that no one replaced the TP and destroyed the toilet in his anger

[-] NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world 25 points 7 months ago
[-] RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 13 points 7 months ago

Now, is failing to replace the TP worse than putting it in an up-from-under configuration or just as bad?

[-] GBU_28@lemm.ee 20 points 7 months ago

Or he ate it like a fruit roll up

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 56 points 7 months ago

I just realized I have absolutely no idea how strong turtles are.

[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 29 points 7 months ago

Stronger then YOUR FACE

...no I don't know what that means but I'm sticking with it.

[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 12 points 7 months ago
[-] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

What ever that means, I agree!

[-] Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

I have an easy way to test that

[-] tubaruco@lemm.ee 25 points 7 months ago

"um actually thats a tortoise" is what i almost said, before remembering tortoises are in a group that counts as part of the bigger turtle group

[-] borf@lemmynsfw.com 16 points 7 months ago

It's turtles all the way down

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Don't forget the elephants

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 13 points 7 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago
[-] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 7 months ago

I say banana, you say ๐Ÿšซ๐ŸŒ, let's call the whole thing on.

[-] Assman@sh.itjust.works 42 points 7 months ago

Behold, a dog

[-] MyNamesNotRobert@lemmynsfw.com 22 points 7 months ago

"no toilet paper? Fuck it, I'll just shit on the floor and destroy the bathroom while I'm at it"

[-] Toneswirly@lemmy.world 21 points 7 months ago

Praise the dog

[-] OpenStars@startrek.website 15 points 7 months ago

That is a BIG load that someone dropped there!

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world 17 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Like 85 Courics

[-] jballs@sh.itjust.works 14 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

Damn, Mitch McConnell looks pissed.

[-] Insig@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

Did it burst out of the sewers? Fecking ninjas.

[-] doingthestuff@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Not cool James

[-] rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 9 points 7 months ago
[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago

The singular version of James is Jame.

[-] HakFoo@lemmy.sdf.org 8 points 7 months ago

Classic sulcata assholery.

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 11 points 7 months ago

Poor guy was in an environment too small for them.

Not an asshole! Just an idiot.

But most reptiles are idiots. Love 'em!

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Tbf most people are idiots too

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago

Absolutely! But also tbf, as a self-proclaimed idiot, I've never knocked over a toilet before.

[-] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

I'm too stupid to do that tbh

[-] GiveMemes@jlai.lu 3 points 7 months ago

Sulcatas have been known to 'accidentally' bust through interior walls, at least in the US, where almost everything is sheetrock.

[-] SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 1 points 7 months ago

Yes! Burrowing through drywall is another... "endearing" trait of the Sulcata!

[-] Digital_man@lemmy.one 3 points 7 months ago

โ€œFuck Yo Toilet!โ€

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