Trump Says TikTok Ban Will Benefit 'Zuckerschmuck'
Trump spoke out against a bipartisan bill that would ban TikTok.
The former president said "Facebook and Zuckerschmuck will double their business" without the app.
While in office, Trump pushed TikTok to find a US buyer or face a ban.
It took me a minute or two to figure out what was actually going on here because Zuckerschmuck is a not existing, but gramatically very regular and usual German composite word that means "sugar jewelry".
"Lotsa people don't know this but I invented the German language. It's true. It's true. Believe me. Believe me."
More and more people are saying this.
I just imagined this word meaning a thing that looks amazing at first glance but turns out to be a real piece of shit. Like jewelry made of sugar gems which melt in the rain.
very silent film era slapstick comedy coded.
Would that category include things like candy necklaces and ring pops?
It would make sense, yes.
I thought schmuck was the word for the piece of foreskin that is cut off during circumcision
Un-schmucktables.
Trump is gonna win 48 out of 50 states 
I think this is that thing where they put peanut butter and strawberry jelly into a single jar.
And then
(insert paragraphs long essay about nut bans in schools and THE WOKES here)
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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