this post was submitted on 01 Mar 2024
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It's the dunk tank.

This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.

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cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/3817700

Reached out by video chat debate bro 🀣

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[–] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 57 points 1 year ago (1 children)

silver-legion I've been looking for you for some time

[–] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh my god don't do it OP, whatever you do, DON'T DO IT!

this man has over 20k karma and has been a redditor for ten years! TEN YEARS! if you choose to debate him you don't stand a chance!

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago (2 children)

if you get 20k karma in 10 years you're simply trash, my old accounts that got banned every 3 months got 20k each

In the golden Era you could post a picture of John Brown and get an easy thousand.

[–] RedQuestionAsker2@hexbear.net 43 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please please accept it and record it.

Just say things like, "I'd like to shift the next part of the conversation to something more domestic. To be specific, I'd like to know why you've spent so much time and money on your Reddit Avatar"

[–] VictimOfAmerikkka@lemmygrad.ml 42 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nah bro, I am not showing my face to anyone

[–] FuckyWucky@hexbear.net 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] MayoPete@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago
[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're getting fucking destroyed in r/thedeprogram

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Doubt, natoid β€œleftist” cesspit every time it hits my front page.

[–] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They're still going to dunk on an Israeli citizen for waltzing into the sub and defending Zionism for claiming Israel isn't doing colonialism. The arguments are like "imagine if Native Americans were driven out of America, came back later and took back their ancestral lands! Israel isn't doing anything wrong!"

They got dogpiled on

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

The people that make claims like that rarely if ever know enough about natives to accurately describe their scenario. They've probably never met one. I would be shocked if a single one knew the Lakota weren't initially from the great plains.

[–] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wtf, deprogram subreddit is pro-NATO?

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago

Filled with children crying about Ukraine

[–] DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml 40 points 1 year ago (1 children)

99% chance this guy just wants to video chat because he thinks he's a master hacker who will be able to doxx you if he has a picture of your face.

[–] Cowboy@hexbear.net 10 points 1 year ago

I think he's just very lonely

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Netanyahu is a made up name.

Bibi's grandpa from Poland's real name is Nathan Mileikowsky ancaptain

[–] Xx_Aru_xX@hexbear.net 25 points 1 year ago

in arabic "neten" means stinky

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago

Please accept and then just put a big PPB on the screen and leave it there

[–] AnarchoAnarchist@hexbear.net 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] VictimOfAmerikkka@lemmygrad.ml 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Damn!! I didn’t know this based guy!! Are all his takes this good?

[–] dinklesplein@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

clueless

tbf i think there are worse liberal philosophers than russel tho

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 30 points 1 year ago

1entreprenewer

I’m getting big time β€œI brag about owning five businesses but none of them have gotten past the filing with the state state” vibes off this username.

[–] SnowySkyes@hexbear.net 29 points 1 year ago

Go on the video and just have your video feed be PPB

[–] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Looking through his post history, it appears he lives in Israel.

[–] GinAndJuche@hexbear.net 26 points 1 year ago

Accept and stream PPB, no face required

Literally just young sheldon

[–] Tunnelvision@hexbear.net 21 points 1 year ago

The cia is getting pretty brazen I see

[–] ReadFanon@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Reddit users are insufferable

[–] Emanuel@lemmy.eco.br 19 points 1 year ago

And you don't seem to understand

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It doesn’t

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 14 points 1 year ago

Painbow 2: Cryptobro

[–] Cowboy@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago
[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lol this guy recites the name β€œultimate debater” and couldn’t see he got owned? jagoff

[–] SpicyAnt@mander.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Those MLM guys are getting more creative in their approach.

[–] Juice@hexbear.net 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow what an amazing opportunity farts loudly

Imagining this dweeb loading up a video call, ready to own the libs, and the video feed is just a closeup of a farting ass