Dropping a 500 kg bomb on 3 of my my friends (helldivers)

Leading an armed group of mercenaries who go pillaging across the countryside.

war crimes. Played hoi4 as Yugoslavia. Beat Bulgaria, Italy and France in 2 hours.

Killing the australian wildlife to please my villagers and digging up the whole place for shiny discs and amber. (Dinkum)

Winning the treble with Spurs

Treaspassing, genocide, possession of weapons, robbery, maybe even invasion of dreams? Not sure if the last one is a law. Oh and killing royalty as well. Also took part in an underground fighting rink, so perhaps battery.

Edit: forgot to mention first and second degree murders. Silly me

Carrying a prop gun to shoot myself and summon demons.

Spreading managed Democracy in Helldivers 2 o7 Liberty comes in 500 Kg doses.

jumbling up a normal deck of cards with a tarot deck and slowly sorting it out myself while counting

(Balatro)

speeding in super tux kart

Building without a permit.

Speeding (STK)

Punching coins into people. Shooting coins. Throwing coins everywhere. Lots of coin based violence.

Being distracted by a live stream while cutting people off, speeding, running red lights and ignoring police roadblocks while driving a lorry from Spain through the UK to France

Impersonating a cultist with conspiracy to commit mass murder. (Of the cultists)

It's okay though, we're adventurers!

Baldur's Gate 3

... what crime are you getting arrested for?

all of them

Either saving the universe from Twitter, or doing a silly dance, depending on the hour.

Absolutely sucking at sauerbraten insta ctf

Graffiti, murder, and other squid related activities

Trafficking rare animals, and of course cockfighting.

World of Tanks, seems legal enough honestly. Maybe destruction of property as I like to knock over trees for fun?

Helping depressed people? Sounds about right

Alright, this is probably the largest thread I've seen on lemmy since the snoopoclypse, so y'all enjoy video games eh?

Stealing a hacking device from a construction site and then using that hacking device to steal some money after trespassing onto private property.

freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???

Killing zombies to keep the world safe for democracy

Funny enough the characters go to jail at the end for knowing too much so uh... Fuck...

Traveling with my 7 friends in order to stop the rise of a dark god.

Opening a gate to"the abyss" because I'm tired of doing menial task.

Yeeting a fusion reactor into a space dumpster (Hardspace Ship breaker)

The last game I played was Persona 3, so.... attempted suicide?

Preventing the destruction of the planet by smashing robots

Shooting small Mancunians in the face with an over-powered stapler.

War crimes! (Battlefield 1)