freecell is a card game and it's not even the gambling type... wtf do I do now???

Hear me out about GIMP - there's this patch that re-arranges it to be as close to Photoshop as possible: https://github.com/Diolinux/PhotoGIMP Of course it's not 100% the same, but I think you should give it a try.

Check if this can be partly useful for you: https://github.com/abb128/LiveCaptions

His theme song from the anime immediately starts playing in my head and I find that very amusing.

But why do they keep making those eco concept cars look so goofy? Wouldn't it be better marketing if it looked cool instead? I don't get it...

I like Decathlon. I get everything there except jeans. Plain black or white t-shirts are a bit over 3 euro a piece. Socks are good, shoes are good, training pants and hoodies too and all of them have plain colors without much branding. For undies I get under armor and the elastic is branded unfortunately, but the comfort was more important. Good luck. Also since you said Eastern Europe check if you have a Waikiki store available, it's dirt cheap. Also Pepco is even cheaper. I've found plain clothes in both.

I use this one: https://www.f-droid.org/packages/com.ismartcoding.plain/

That's a good idea, I'm going to try it on my phone Firefox too.