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My go to when I want to impress a date
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That is... Mind blowing
I would drive it
Holy shit I can't stop laughing that's actually amazing.
My wife says this isn't funny but she's wrong
Is your wife Italian?
I'm more upset that the bananas aren't peeled. What kind of monster eats a banana whole, INCLUDING THE STEM?
They're al dente.
My favourite pasta dish a footling hot dog weiner:
Long weenie.
As long as there's no cream in it, we're good.
Good news: she will be extremely impressed Bad news: not the way you want
Is this a meme or a shitpost?
This is so stupid... but I don't hate it.
I hope she's proud of herself
#foodcrime