Before she hogs the entire blunt and says it's just the way of her people.
lmao I'd forgotten how libs spent years pretending to care about cultural appropriation but then tripped over themselves to make excuses for a white lady pretending to be indigenous
There's this tacit belief among white liberals that a brief period in the 80s/90s when universities experimented with affirmative action was the but-for cause that denied all of them access to the Ivy League -> Dream Job -> International Celebrity status.
Elizabeth Warren is their spirit animal because she beat the system by lying on her application, something they all desperately wanted to do but were to craven to attempt themselves.
This is literally the only defense I'll make of Warren but saying you have native ancestry because you're 1/128th indigenous is the closest white people get to culture.
I could literally find you Facebook pages with local chuds making fun of her and comparing themselves to warrior chieftains in the same screenshot.
She is literally less native than the average white American. She's the most white.
That lines up with all the girls from my high school that said the same thing and a few of them definitely also used that in college applications.
The Rock would beaugaurd the blunt and then look you in the eye and tell you with a straight face he's never smoked pot in his life and he gets high by believing in the teachings of Jesus christ and a balanced diet.
That's "Bogart"
Beauregard is when you do it while sounding like a Kentucky colonel
I say, I say, pass that left. I do declare that I must get high
Foghorn Leghorn vouce I say, I say I say, hit the blunt boy
Where were you when I was staring at the word on my screen like tucker carlson for 30 seconds trying to figure out how to spell it.
yeah it's a reference to Humphrey Bogart, who used to rip on his cigarettes very hard
The Rock would beaugaurd the blunt
that's how they say it down in new orleans
The person who campaigned for Ronald Reagan has a dream blunt rotation?
She should should have doubled down on her indigenous heritage. Instead of getting defensive and trying to explain herself she should have started wearing a feather headdress, brandishing a tomahawk and calling all of her political opponents "paleface".
She should scalp biden
It's HER turn
no no no, she's behind the OG HRC in the blunt rotation
She smells the blood in the water with her snake tongue, her opportunist senses are tingling.
This can't possible be real, right? 
Shes rizzin out the skibidi memes right there right there
Doot doot mr skeltal i lost the primary to a walking corpse
For a walking corpse.
You receive 2d6 psychic damage
To be fair everything I've heard about the Rock is that hes extremely nice in person. Think she would die if his 250lb+ ass sat on her?
Everything I've heard is he's a self righteous religous prick who thinks too highly of himself, his acting career, and his relationship to steroids.
I don't know him, nor have I heard anything about him personally, but I want to believe this and it sounds typical of hollywood actors so I'm going to go ahead and believe it
Look at him, look at him during his wrestling career. Now consider that he says he's only ever used steroids once. He's done the "I didn't inhale" thing but for roids, but he's doing it while we can see the needle dangling from his arm.
Now I'm picturing the Rock with 250 lbs of ass crushing people like a cartoon. Thanks!
Dude must have some fucking wild stories to tell from his WWE days, during peak Vince. Probably all cringe af but undoubtably entertaining.
The fact that he was a heavily featured and favored wrestler during peak vince doesn't say anything positive about him as a person.
Bet you blunt smoking kids don't think it's so cool now, do you? 
How could you possibly have a blunt rotation without a blunt?
Thanks, Liz.
FUCK YOUUUUUU
Best anti weed PSA
It's the dunk tank.
This is where you come to post big-brained hot takes by chuds, libs, or even fellow leftists, and tear them to itty-bitty pieces with precision dunkstrikes.
Rule 1: All posts must include links to the subject matter, and no identifying information should be redacted.
Rule 2: If your source is a reactionary website, please use archive.is instead of linking directly.
Rule 3: No sectarianism.
Rule 4: TERF/SWERFs Not Welcome
Rule 5: No ableism of any kind (that includes stuff like libt*rd)
Rule 6: Do not post fellow hexbears.
Rule 7: Do not individually target other instances' admins or moderators.
Rule 8: The subject of a post cannot be low hanging fruit, that is comments/posts made by a private person that have low amount of upvotes/likes/views. Comments/Posts made on other instances that are accessible from hexbear are an exception to this. Posts that do not meet this requirement can be posted to !shitreactionariessay@lemmygrad.ml
Rule 9: if you post ironic rage bait im going to make a personal visit to your house to make sure you never make this mistake again
