Ask Lemmy

I think I'd be alright.

Most of them are dead, but Mr Burns has enough money to keep me going a while.

Being a 'jockbox genius' means I'd be living on 'spam street', good buddy!

Seems like a fun spell

I'm not gonna worry about it

I hope for your sake that your name isn't Jack.

I now rule a highly advanced, militaristic, and xenophobic alternate reality and have psionic abilities. It's not as great as is sounds, my future wife is going to psionically teleport a gray-goo bomb into my chest at the end of the big climactic boss fight.

I'm mostly fine, I hope

It doesn't have to be good, right?

Porn i guess

I guess this one is a bit of a freebie for me.

Mine is a jolly good lot of fun as I fend off attacks with well-coined analogies.

Whatever it is, it’ll be tremendously important, but I won’t be able to convince anyone.

Welp, im a vampire now

(Universal Infinite Shadow of earth is what my username means soo...)

Guess I'm a melee mercenary in a ranged weapons world now. Sucks, but at least I get self healing? Also an immunity, come to think of it.

If the environment is game rich, I could do ok. But if we’re talking animals that are skittish and I can’t get close to, I’d starve. Could probably use the shaft as part of a bow drill to start a fire, so I’d have that going for me.

I feel like I'm not the one it's bad for.

Mine is the name of a character I used to play tabletop.

He was a Chaos Space Marine.

I think I'll be okay.

Bout the same, but my life expectancy just got extended by around a factor of 2

I'm just glad it's not rouge because then I'd likely be a prostitute.

I'm a fake Belgian/Dutchie.

If everyone dressed like me the world would be a much less violent place

I mean, you tell me.

I’m good.

I’m a tree.

She has a shotgun. I should be okay.

I guess my fate is in the hands of the RNG gods.

Pretty appropriate considering it means "The fuck is that?" where I'm from (not written the real way mind you, it would be "Quessé ça?" and that would still be "slang")

Hmm

I mean, probably wouldn't be bad initially. It would just get worse as time goes on.

Do you guys think Elon would let me take his SpaceX Starship in a time machine back to 2021 so I could fly to Mars and survive?

No, I do not have $4 billion to pay for this endeavor, I'll just take out a loan and tell the bank its for a scientific breakthrough.

I’m still here.

No one knows.

I'm good. Nom nom nom

Suddenly I need to order a lot of explosives...

Omnipotence helps.

I’m pretty sure I’d be ok in multiple realities

Make of me what you will…

I guess it's kill or be killed...

I'm not allowed to drink anything I guess

Stressful mostly