While it's commonly believed that Dan Crenshaw wears an eye patch because he lost one eye to an IED in Afghanistan, it's much more likely he uses it to adapt more easily to changing lighting conditions when going below deck.

Guys like this are the kind of guys that end up shooting kids out of fear.

"an improvised explosive device" is admittedly a pretty fun thing to call "jerking off into my own face and hitting myself in the eye and being too self-conscious about it to go to medical until it got infected"

IRL anime protagonist

You know what? Send him, see what happens

I still cant believe Pete Davidson had to apologize to this guy on SNL.

i thought fuckface lost his eye after it got fucked out of his eye socket.

Fuck Dan Crenshaw

You know that Hasan guy had quite a different story on how this fella lost his eye.

They're not like the other girls

skill issue

is this the original? Is this where “rip to _ but I’m different” comes from?

Built different, blow up different