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Comrade Goat (media.kbin.run)
submitted 4 months ago by greenfish@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[-] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 54 points 4 months ago

I approve of angry goats harassing police and suggest the addition of angry geese

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Nah. Geese aren't mean enough. Get swans involved. Those fuckers will fight anything and are gigantic. Saw a swan drown a Canada goose for absolutely no reason once. It was brutal.

[-] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago

Seconded! The swan is the national bird of Denmark. Officially something about a voting process 40years ago on TV. But unofficially we were just really scared of the bird and tried appeasing it.

Did you know that a swan can break your arm?

[-] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Lmao you gotta appease the swans, because to them, violence was never an option.

I don't doubt that a swan can fuck you up big time.

[-] SomeoneElse@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

I used to row (in the UK) and agree. Swans are fucking terrifying and give zero fucks. I accidentally hit one with my oar once. I’ve been marked ever since. 👀

[-] JamesStallion@sh.itjust.works 1 points 4 months ago

My grandmother's only negative story about the war, in which both her school and home were destroyed by bombers, was about the fucking swans she had to deal with in the countryside after being evacuated.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 17 points 4 months ago

This is the birth of a supervillain who trains birds to attack people in police uniforms.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago

Comrade Crow, vol. 1: An Attempted Murder

[-] YtA4QCam2A9j7EfTgHrH@infosec.pub 7 points 4 months ago

This would be a super hero’s arch. A supervillain would be a cop doing this to attack minorities and the disabled.

[-] explodicle@local106.com 2 points 4 months ago

Villain originally meant "villager". Look at the superheroes we've got - they overwhelmingly work with the police.

I say villain in this context to mean a criminal, an opponent of the status quo. Like the good guys from The Boys.

[-] Kase@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

Can we get the orcas after these bastards too?

[-] in4aPenny@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

They're busy planning their attacks on yachts. But seriously, how come wild animals are doing more to fight the power? We're being out-based by fuckin orcas and goats.

[-] BumbleBeeButt@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 months ago

Everyone wants the goosestep until the goose comes for you.

[-] fahfahfahfah@lemmy.billiam.net 43 points 4 months ago

I can’t be the only one surprised that the goat didn’t get shot

[-] THEMASTERMIND@feddit.ch 23 points 4 months ago

Do you think the goat is an idiot ? He too bought a gun.

[-] in4aPenny@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

It wasn't a human being or someones beloved dog, so I'm not surprised.

[-] Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 4 months ago

Especially since it's a brown goat.

[-] LastYearsPumpkin@feddit.ch 30 points 4 months ago
[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

The goat was just dealing with some baaaaaaaaaaad apples

[-] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 21 points 4 months ago

“Speak up, speak out, get in the way. Get in ~~good~~ goat trouble, necessary trouble, and help redeem the soul of America.”

-John Lewis

[-] blattrules@lemmy.world 19 points 4 months ago
[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 25 points 4 months ago

Best comment:

Cops need more training in how to deal with kids

[-] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I wonder which incident it's too soon to make the obvious joke about 🫢

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

That we both know for sure that there is one without even having heard about it yet is quite illustrative of the sheer scope of the problem..

[-] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

He was only kidding around! 🐐

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[-] Drusas@kbin.social 17 points 4 months ago
[-] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Guiltless carnage.

[-] SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

Your honor, I swear a goat ate the receipt

[-] robocall@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago
[-] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 6 points 4 months ago
[-] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago
[-] kamen@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

GOATed goat

[-] Enzy@lemm.ee 6 points 4 months ago
[-] ignotum@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

Five warning shots to the head

[-] MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

So what you're saying is, we send goats at the police.

I'm okay with this plan.

[-] trslim@pawb.social 3 points 4 months ago

That goat is a red spy!

[-] danc4498@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

All goats are bastards.

[-] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

That'll probably be in next update of goat simulator

[-] Zerush@lemmy.ml 1 points 4 months ago
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