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A small problem (lemmy.world)
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[-] tourist@lemmy.world 176 points 7 months ago

he almost has that perfect evolved-to-survive-car-crashes physique

[-] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 71 points 7 months ago

It's what the Kool Aid man looks like under the costume

[-] ramenshaman@lemmy.world 31 points 7 months ago
[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 33 points 7 months ago

I don’t but it made me laugh. What cultural blind spot am I missing?

[-] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 37 points 7 months ago
[-] jopepa@lemmy.world 22 points 7 months ago

Thanks, I’ll drive safer. Assuming I’m not blinded by all of this bleach

[-] xor@infosec.pub -2 points 7 months ago

bleach to make things white?
sorry, you can't bleach the whole world in your white supremacist image

[-] I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago

WHY DOES HE HAVE EXTRA NIPPLES. WHAT PURPOSE DOES THAT SERVE IN CAR CRASH SURVIVAL.

[-] BakerBagel@midwest.social 118 points 7 months ago

Turns out TLC stood for "tiny little cock" this whole time

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago

Man, this dude really has everything going against him. No neck, terrible personality, and nothing downstairs to compensate for it.

[-] ivanafterall@kbin.social 9 points 7 months ago

How do you know he has a terrible personality? Who is he? Maybe he has a Gene Simmons tongue?

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 41 points 7 months ago

He's a regular on a show my ex watched called 90 day fiance. He pretty much tries to date women outside the U.S. exclusively, and unsuccessfully. I'm not entirely convinced that no-neck-ed isn't a character written for the show with some fancy prosthetics

[-] test113@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

It's a birth defect - Big Ed Brown from 90 Day Fiancé has Klippel-Feil syndrome, which makes his body look different from others.

I don't watch it, but making fun of someone for his looks, which he can't control, is a doozy, so I hope they laugh because of his antics and not his body. Would be kinda cheap otherwise.

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 18 points 7 months ago

Would be kinda cheap otherwise.

Isn't that the definition of 90 Day Fiance?

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

That too. The whole ~channel~ show is trash TV making fun of people doing incredibly stupid things

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Wait, I thought he mentioned it wasn't a birth defect but an injury he got from sports or something

[-] test113@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

"90 Day Fiancé star Ed "Big Ed" Brown is working on himself mentally and physically.

The interior designer, 55, opened up about his insecurities stemming from having Klippel Feil syndrome, how he's been combating them and his fitness journey that resulted in a 21-pound weight loss."

https://people.com/health/90-day-fiance-big-ed-inspiration-people-with-klippel-feil-syndrome-21-pound-weight-loss/

"I grew up with the condition called KFS - Klippel-Feil syndrome- where it looks like I actually don’t have a neck," Big Ed explained. "But I do. I have 3 vertebrates that are the size of 2 when most normal humans from this world have 7. And I have a bigger than normal chest cavity so I’ve been bullied all my life.” While some viewers have been cruel about Big Ed's appearance, he is used to receiving criticism and standing out."

https://screenrant.com/90-day-fiance-big-ed-neck-rare-disorder/

[-] bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 7 months ago

(migrant) Aliens vs prEdator 3: microscopic

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 7 months ago

He's with an American woman right now (and in the pictured spinoff show)

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 39 points 7 months ago

Which episode of Doctor Who was this?

[-] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Terror of the Zygons.

[-] Apeman42@lemmy.world 9 points 7 months ago

The Sontaran Stratagem

[-] kandoh@reddthat.com 37 points 7 months ago

The Learning Channel

[-] srlnclt@startrek.website 29 points 7 months ago

I was in the pool!

[-] Ser_Salty@feddit.de 22 points 7 months ago

Why he built like Dr Eggman

[-] jose1324@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago
[-] DrDominate@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago

Dude is built like a Goron from the Legend of Zelda series.

[-] chaosppe@lemmy.world 11 points 7 months ago

Nooooo, not small edd! My day is ruined and I need bleach.

[-] pigup@lemmy.world 12 points 7 months ago

I believe mayonnaise is the ointment of choice here

[-] chaosppe@lemmy.world 8 points 7 months ago
[-] bodaciousFern@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[-] derpgon@programming.dev 9 points 7 months ago

It's Wednesday my dudes

[-] mkhopper@lemmy.world 6 points 7 months ago

Tell me someone is 'fuck you rich' without telling me they're 'fuck you rich'.

[-] bdp@lemmynsfw.com -2 points 7 months ago
[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 13 points 7 months ago
[-] bdp@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 7 months ago

Check profile (unless this is a indirect diss)

[-] STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world 15 points 7 months ago

Wtf you unironically showed me your dick ...

[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 20 points 7 months ago
[-] Ele7en7@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago

... and went and looked for it

[-] shadearg@lemmy.world 19 points 7 months ago
  • Quote From Man Stabbed

"What are you gonna do, stab me?"

[-] Denjin@lemmings.world 3 points 7 months ago

🫣😳🤤

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