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[–] booty@hexbear.net 35 points 1 year ago

Good lord he's so confused. He's just going through the motions but he has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

[–] adultswim_antifa@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Over on /r/politics people are saying he's been great and how dare people say he's senile. I watched the press conference. I found it uncomfortable to watch and that was before he said the president of Mexico (he meant Egypt) didn't to open the gate and allow humanitarian aid into Gaza. I think there are a lot of democrats that could easily beat Trump in November and Biden is not one of them. Biden is an old man insisting he can still drive a car. I hate the democratic party and all, but Trump is probably going to be as bad for Palestinians and immigrants and worse for a lot of other people too. Whatever you decide to do in November, I don't care, but never ever concede to a liberal that you will vote for a senile genocidal border hawk to keep a different senile genocidal border hawk out of office because they should be worried about this.

[–] marxisthayaca@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Trump feels like an unstoppable force at this point. I honestly think they are counting on finding him guilty on federal charges worthy of a prison sentence a week before elections, but that's absolutely not gonna work.

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Wow how does Trump's boot taste in your mouth sweetie maybe-later-honey

[–] Hexbear2@hexbear.net 20 points 1 year ago

Not supporting Biden and not supporting Trump is ackshully supporting Trump! tromp

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Dessa@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Revolutionary soldier bulldog?

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lyin' dog-faced pony soldier

It makes just as much sense in context

[–] EnsignRedshirt@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I wonder if he'll remember what state he's in when he wins the Michigan primary at the end of the month.

[–] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"It's great to be here in the Eastern Peninsula of the Great Lakes State of Ohio. My dad really knew how to drive a boat and he would take us out on Lake Ontario when we went up to our summer cottage in this beautiful state of Wisconsin. I've always loved your state slogan: 'Pure Minnesota'. Makes me think of the soda jerks we had in the town our cottage was in: Gary. Just a quaint little lake town on the shores of Superior."

[–] poppy_apocalypse@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Reminds me of the E1 Biden episodes. Nice post, comrade stalin-approval

[–] BodyBySisyphus@hexbear.net 17 points 1 year ago

Aw, did someone wish to be president on the monkey's paw?

I uh... promise we're going to get Osama Bin Laden, or-or I'm not the Vice President of the United States.

[–] Mardoniush@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

I remember a lot of people going "Oh, he's nothing like my grandparent with Alzhimers they couldn't keep thematic coherence between 2 sentences"

But Biden isn't there, obviously. He's a few years before, when you pass it off as "Senior moments" and "old man mumbling" until something you can't ignore happens.

And controversial take...a president should not be doing that.

[–] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago
[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 9 points 1 year ago

biden-the-thing You you you know those people on the souther border.

[–] RyanGosling@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago

Same performance I have when giving a presentation I spent 2 minutes preparing outside the room

[–] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 8 points 1 year ago